See ehโฆ street no get memory.
You fit do everything for your day one,
tomorrow go just land make the same person talk say โidk that nigga.โ
When that time reach, if you like, go dey crash out...
All my life ...I have seen my Mum try to make sure my Father's life easier...I really don't understand where girls of this generation got the idea of "If you can't handle my wahala " from...Very uncultured and wicked creatures..
Storytelling Family Dramaโฆ ๐
Taking my wife to a Korean restaurant is not the problem.
The real examination begins after several shots of Soju.
At first, she is reading the menu like a professor.
A few shots later, everything I say becomes hilarious.
Suddenly, I am the funniest man in New York, the most handsome husband alive, and my shoulder has been promoted to five-star accommodation. ๐
Then it is time to leave.
Me: โMadam, can you stand?โ
My wife: โOf course!โ
Her legs: โWe were not consulted.โ ๐
Now I must become husband, bodyguard, walking stick, and loving emergency transportation department.
But honestly, I love her in this affectionate mood, especially when we get home. ๐
She leans on me, holds me tightly, and looks at me as if marrying me was the finest decision ever made in history.
Do you blame me?
If a little Soju keeps renewing my husband-of-the-year certificate, should I complain? ๐โค๏ธ
Unfortunately for the policeman,the boy died and he wasnโt a yahoo boy.
He is the son of a very prominent APC chieftain in PortHarcourt.
Stay tuned๐๐พ
A police officer shot a suspected yahoo boy at Agip today.
These men know how to flex their guns so well.
This is very bad. The commissioner of police should bring the perpetrator to justice.
https://t.co/M4U6ro89Ob