Kevin Murphy

Turning lemonade into lemons since ‘96

[Kevin Murphy @TheMurph47]

Got into an accident near North Avenue, walked to Johnnies afterwards. We’re turning negatives into positives in 2019 #EPLife

[Kevin Murphy @TheMurph47]

This is worse than the Seth Jones trade

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

Full trade, per sources:

To #Blackhawks:
LD Bowen Byram
LW Jordan Greenway

To #Sabres:
2026 CHI 1st Round Pick (No. 4 overall)
2026 NYI 2nd Round Pick (No. 45 overall)
LD Louis Crevier

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

what if you did the seth jones trade but with an even more questionable defenceman

[Kevin Murphy @TheMurph47]

@Debo3382 @CMDeDominicis If it’s Rinzel I’m setting myself on fire

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

Having the No. 4 overall pick and NOT finally getting Connor Bedard a legitimate winger — either through the draft or through a trade — would be a colossal failure. Just colossal.

[Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer]

Every Democrat since Carter has decreased the federal deficit.

Every Republican since Eisenhower has increased the federal deficit.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The FDA has blocked publication of research that found widely used Covid-19 and shingles vaccines were safe. https://t.co/P4ZNeIfvPV

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies.

Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.

[Senator Patty Murray @PattyMurray]

REMINDER: Democrats tried SIX TIMES to fund the parts of DHS that Congress agrees on—like paying TSA workers, FEMA, and cyber defense.

Republicans blocked us every single time.

[Kevin Murphy @TheMurph47]

We are a country that never learns any lessons

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: In a major win for big banks, the Trump administration is pushing to loosen the capital restrictions put in place after the 2008 financial crisis https://t.co/m8moxq67CI

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“How will we pay for it” is only for things that help working class people.

[Covie @covie_93]

pete hegseth spent $93 BILLION in September alone including purchases like $225 million on furniture, $1.8 million on musical instruments and $12,000 on fruit baskets.

This is the same administration that cut funding to cancer research, calling it waste, fraud and abuse.

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Some of the frivolous September purchases made under Secretary Pete Hegseth’s stewardship include a $98,329 Steinway & Sons grand piano for the Air Force chief of staff’s home, $5.3 million for Apple devices such as the new iPad, and an astronomical amount of shellfish, including $2 million for Alaskan king crab and $6.9 million worth of lobster tail. (Lobster tail is apparently a favorite of Hegseth’s Pentagon—the department spent more than $7.4 million total on the luxury item in March, May, June, and October.)
In other pricey food purchases, the government decided to drop $15.1 million for ribeye steak (again, just in September), $124,000 for ice cream machines, and $139,224 on 272 orders of doughnuts.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

An emotional Patrick Kane watches his tribute video as the Red Wings honor him for becoming the all-time leader by a US born player 👏 🥺

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

[DJ Bean @DJ_Bean]

The last thing anyone wanted when USA won was for it to become political. Can’t cry “don’t make it political, people just look for stuff, etc.” with this. It was all avoidable

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jon Stewart on the ICE murder of Alex Pretti: “They’re lying. We saw it. That’s how brazen they lie when they know we’ve seen the truth. Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them. Maybe that explains why Alex Pretti really was a threat. Because he was brandishing a weapon. A handheld, aluminum, 1080p, 60fps weapon of mass illumination. Because there is nothing more dangerous to a regime predicated on lies than witnesses who capture the truth”

[Michael Albert, MD @MichaelAlbertMD]

You can ignore the science, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring the science.

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

If you are worried your friends and family would ostracize you if they knew what you did for work, maybe you shouldn't do that sort of work?