Elsie Birnbaum is Offline

She/Her. Noisy Jew. Corporate e-girl. 7th foremost expert on the Girl Scouts.
Former Intern of @patrickhwillems. Banner Credit: @RiffChick

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

As Twitter breaks down here's where to find me:
Instagram: https://t.co/HdDgfI8g7k
YouTube:
https://t.co/pDAo7XAhND
Goodreads: https://t.co/Jrt8Yj4GTe
Mastodon: @[email protected]

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

I'm officially deleting Twitter from my phone, so if you're looking to ping me, find me elsewhere!

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

As Twitter breaks down here's where to find me:
Instagram: https://t.co/HdDgfI8g7k
YouTube:
https://t.co/pDAo7XAhND
Goodreads: https://t.co/Jrt8Yj4GTe
Mastodon: @[email protected]

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@sunnylcomedy Really tells a whole story

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@jaypenalty As you should be!!!!!!!!

[bex @SomeBWord]

hey guys I took an extended break from social media. why is it called X?

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@PainfullyShai I don't think your views are particularly unique, it's moreso that people on the internet love to scold others for lack of devotion to the cause. Like I've seen people accuse Israelis, literally on their way to prison for refusing to serve in the IDF, of not doing enough???

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@devdav01 Esp. in this day and age where it's very easy to watch shows privately. You're not saying they can't watch the show, you're saying I don't want to watch the show.

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@greetinghimeros If the placemat doesn't have ads for local businesses, it's not really a diner.

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@Newhalf_Newtype I do the whole wool tights + wool sweater over the dress and I'm quite cozy.

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@HCPSociety @Local12 Tbh Archdiocese of Cincinnati is switching to a much more protestant Scouting group. The American Heritage Girls are sooooooo evangelical. Why not switch to the Federation of North American Explorers??? You know... an actually Catholic group?

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@AudreyruthBlev2 AHG is some protestant nonsense, honestly promoting Dave Ramsey to the kids is far more dangerous than any left wing ideology. The Archdiocese of Cincinnati should embrace the Vatican endorsed Federation of North American Explorers.

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

I was genuinely so upset by the Cincinnati archdiocese's cutting ties with the Girl Scouts that I wrote a thousand words, link the next tweet.

Basically I'm upset that GSUSA refuses to take a stance on important issues in order to appease people who will not be appeased.

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

Of course I get sick in the four day period where I have three different Girl Scout events.

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@MissikRice No that's the thing, they're not required by the Girl Scouts to be inclusive of trans youth. If they're required to be inclusive by local law, that likely applies to all organizations in the area.

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

God forbid a woman have hobbies

[india ⚡️ @toindiaforever]

im sorry i just can’t believe this is where we are

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@Newhalf_Newtype I saw this and for a moment thought wait did y'all move to New England???

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@Kronkyland Yeah I intellectually understand this and either knew or assumed this about you but I much prefer the vision in my mind of random kitsch spawning in your studio apartment. And you just being like ah. same shit, different day.

[Elsie Birnbaum is Offline @TheMuseSappho]

@parakeetnebula She is so unbelievably horny.