Kaci Spencer

I mostly just have a Twitter so I can tweet at Mr Spencer.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Had to get back on Twitter to say that Grady just asked me if I wanted Taco Bell for dinner. 🫠

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

There were 5 young adults/teenagers/college kids/I’m too old to tell standing in the Target parking lot yesterday. At first I thought they were dressed for a decades party. But then I realized they were just dressed for life and I’m really old.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Austin just asked me what it’s called when your facial hair slides off your face to your chest like daddy’s has. Happy New Year. 🤨🥸

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

I don’t know how to figure out who my top Spotify plays were but it’s probably just a mixture of blippi’s greatest hits and Daniel Tiger’s hottest jingles and I could do without those confirmed statistics, tbh.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Grady just made me try Corn Pops for first time. Tasted just like a packing peanut. Zero stars.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Grady just dropped a Borat GIF in the first grade parent group text. This is why we can’t have nice things.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

@TimCastleman @Zac_Wilkerson @MrDaltonDomino Not sure what it says about us... but the Spencers are firmly planted on Team Crockpot 😬

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

I don’t know what level of quarantine this is, but Grady just asked if I could order some dry yeast because he wants to make a bao bun.

Help. 🏳️

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Grady just offered me a bite of the hot dog fried rice he made himself for lunch. If 2020 were served in a dish, this might be it. I declined.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Grady just told me I’ve been going through so many books lately that it’s like I’m trying to earn some Pizza Hut points. I’ve never felt more seen by the man. That personal pan pizza was a true pot of gold.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

@forest_bowman What did you use for bait?! The only thing we’ve caught so far is a feral cat 😂 Grady wants to rehome everything to the country. 😳

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Grady set a trap tonight for the possum that has taken up residence underneath our house. I walked in on him slicing up hot dogs and strawberries for bait. We’re just over here wining and dining marsupials. 2020 is a real treat.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

I know the world is a dumpster fire right now but Grady just told me that God gave him big muscles to scoop ice cream with and for that I am thankful.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Grady just told me he’s going to do some research into chess clubs. As if 2020 wasn’t already bad enough. 😭

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Grady just revealed to me that he’s never painted a wall in his life. Blue collar my asssssssssss.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Our kid asked today if there was an end to the sky. Grady explained that there wasn’t and used the phrase “earth is kind of like a ball” to make his point.

KIND OF like a ball?!

If I’m quarantined with a closet flat earther, imma be so mad.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

The Grammy’s have also confirmed that somewhere along the way Usher and I got real, real old.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Grady watching the Grammy’s:

Well her lips are so full of gorilla glue you could fix like 15 of our kids’ toys with them.

A true poet.

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

There’s nothing more telling about a man than what he buys in bulk on a Sunday afternoon at Sams.

Looking at you, tuna man. 🧐

[Kaci Spencer @TheMustacheMrs]

Grady just told me HE WANTS TO RIDE AN OIL PUMP.

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