Robin

Thou speak'st aright; I am that merry wanderer of the night. I jest to Oberon and make him smile. I am Robin Goodfellow, or as thy Oberon calls me, Puck.

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

If we shadows have offended, let it be known that tis was simply but a dream. A dream through tweets and memes, tis is the best one to have.

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

Now as that terrible play's curtain's close, so does this midsummer's dream. And, as I am an honest Puck, goodnight to all.
#Act5 #Finale

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

Oh thy Queen, may the spell that binds thee vanish. May thy King and Queen be reunited yet again.
#Act4 #Scene2

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

Sweet dreams dear Athenians. Sleep well, don't let the love bugs bite. To thou I wish a happy wedding and life.

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

My oh my, the lord of shadows, thy Oberon tasks of I to bring these mortals together. Off I go, up and down. To scavenge the woods again

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

oh woah is me. I haveth made a simple minded mistake. How was one, such as I, suppose to know thy woods were flooded with Athenian lovers.

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

@Queen0fFairies in love with a motley-minded asshead. Encore, encore, at which hour is thy wedding.

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

This play is too boring for this taste of mine. Maybe I shalt turn this gent into a real asshead to entertain me.

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

What have we swaggering here, So near the cradle of the fairy queen? What? A play! I'll be an auditor; An actor too perhaps.

#Act3 #Scene1

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

Oh ho, oh joy, the Athenian's asleep. Much joy, much wow, this mindless task complete!

#Act2 #Scene2

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

Now mine lord tasks of me to findeth a human in this vast woods. Thy asking of me to findeth a needle in a haystack.

#ScavengerHunt #again

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

Mine lord tasks me to findeth a flower around the world? Worries me :((

#ScavengerHunt

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

@ImLordDemetrius I have a better version of thy picture

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

Take heed fairies, the queen come not within my lords sight;
For Oberon is passing fell and wrath, for that Indian boy is his to task.
#Act2