3rd Wheel Drive

Natural born follower. Pokemon historian. Mediocre trumpet player. Professional 3rd wheel

[3rd Wheel Drive @TheNcChicken]

You can usually tell the quality of a person based on how many times they had to restart their Facebook

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Maybe y'all should stop dating guys whose personality is their fucking truck

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‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19.

(Source: @realDonaldTrump)

[3rd Wheel Drive @TheNcChicken]

In my personal uneducated undesired opinion, not only should To Kill a Mockingbird stay in the school curriculum, it should be shown to children even earlier. Before they can even comprehend the idea of racism or why it exists. Instead of telling them racism is wrong, show them

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If you've ever thought to yourself as to why you only attract assholes it's because you have a personality that can only attract assholes

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Isn't it funny when Trump voters find a black supporter they have to take a picture of them and post it everywhere they can like they can't even believe that shit either

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Bet y'all wish they were still just kneeling

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@casey_collins05

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There are people I care about then there are people who share memes about the weather

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I don't know who needs to hear this but you don't need to have a kid with every guy you date

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First the outrage for the gay Jesus thing now Trump being impeached. I've never seen so many people who say you shouldn't be upset about everything so upset

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@jacob_lytle Yeah but this new!

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Yo,, Netflix released a movie with Jesus being gay and I realized someone invented a whole ass way of hurting white people's feelings

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Fans: "Hey, Mike Brown, the Bengals suck!"

Mike Brown sitting on a huge pile of your peasant money: "Who the fuck are the Bengals?"

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You sure like having a huge military for a "Taxation is theft" assed bitch

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Fuckboys only exist because y'all keep fuckin them

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Hey, just an FYI, if you're going to compliment me in public please give me a heads up first so I have time to load the correct emotional response so I don't just stare at you and chuckle

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I judge people based on how many times they restarted their Facebook

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YOUR STAR SIGN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR PERSONALITY YOU'RE JUST A NATURALLY SHITTY PERSON STOP