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recreating the tesla tunnel from first principles

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“Unlike other Sound Transit Park & Rides with hundreds of stalls, this one specializes in providing one parking space for someone nuts enough to drive their car on train tracks for a half mile and 40 feet up into a station's elevated train platform."

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Mount Baker Station Celebrates Opening of New Park & Ride to Psychiatrist: https://t.co/t9Z7WEzprw

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“Unlike other Sound Transit Park & Rides with hundreds of stalls, this one specializes in providing one parking space for someone nuts enough to drive their car on train tracks for a half mile and 40 feet up into a station's elevated train platform."

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Mount Baker Station Celebrates Opening of New Park & Ride to Psychiatrist: https://t.co/t9Z7WEzprw

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Mount Baker Station Celebrates Opening of New Park & Ride to Psychiatrist: https://t.co/t9Z7WEzprw

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I had some very real inner conflict when I realized I had smiled and nodded at someone.

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In an embarrassing lapse of character, today a Seattle man who clearly had one too many hours out in the sunshine accidentally said “hello” to a complete stranger.

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Sun-drunk Seattleite Accidentally Says ‘Hello’ to Stranger: https://t.co/vfo7J88B7P

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In an embarrassing lapse of character, today a Seattle man who clearly had one too many hours out in the sunshine accidentally said “hello” to a complete stranger.

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Sun-drunk Seattleite Accidentally Says ‘Hello’ to Stranger: https://t.co/vfo7J88B7P

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Sun-drunk Seattleite Accidentally Says ‘Hello’ to Stranger: https://t.co/vfo7J88B7P

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“Wow, I really thought the orcas, Seafair Pirates, or Dave Matthews’ tour bus would be handling this one,” said one Seattle resident watching Zuckerberg’s once massive superyacht named Launchpad ablaze before sinking to the bottom of Lake Union.

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Blue Origin Goes Rogue, Blows Up Another Billionaire’s Launchpad in Seattle: https://t.co/pkHVYg98Lb

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“Wow, I really thought the orcas, Seafair Pirates, or Dave Matthews’ tour bus would be handling this one,” said one Seattle resident watching Zuckerberg’s once massive superyacht named Launchpad ablaze before sinking to the bottom of Lake Union.

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Blue Origin Goes Rogue, Blows Up Another Billionaire’s Launchpad in Seattle: https://t.co/pkHVYg98Lb

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Reminds me of the 'black women will save us' discourse a few years back.

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Blue Origin Goes Rogue, Blows Up Another Billionaire’s Launchpad in Seattle: https://t.co/pkHVYg98Lb

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“It’s always ‘Hey, take Zuck to Davy Jones Locker this, pop Peter Thiel a 100 feet into the air and then eat his liver that—when are you land whales gonna finally step up to these guys yourselves?”

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Orcas Getting a Little Sick and Tired of Being Asked to Solve All Your Billionaire Problems: https://t.co/xrTpvZpVCT

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“It’s always ‘Hey, take Zuck to Davy Jones Locker this, pop Peter Thiel a 100 feet into the air and then eat his liver that—when are you land whales gonna finally step up to these guys yourselves?”

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Orcas Getting a Little Sick and Tired of Being Asked to Solve All Your Billionaire Problems: https://t.co/xrTpvZpVCT

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Orcas Getting a Little Sick and Tired of Being Asked to Solve All Your Billionaire Problems: https://t.co/xrTpvZpVCT

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