Sara Abshire

Fantasy book enthusiast. Foodie. Engineer. Take your pick of descriptions

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

"Impin' ain't easy." #Tyrionsslogan

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

Back on Twitter...again

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

Bored. Back on Twitter.

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

The other baby wanted to be #WORLDCHOMPIAN too much. @barkbox

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

She wouldn't sit still and was too excited for her collar so it turned into a selfies @barkbox #WORLDCHOMPIAN

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd: Many who want less government in our lives nonetheless want the government to dictate who you sleep with & who you marry

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

My intership starts tomorrow and I am terrified.

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

Today was a throwback to my younger days when I had to hide from people on Facebook chat. #nostalgia

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

All I want to do is play a violent video game but THE INTERNET IS SO BAD THAT I CAN'T DOWNLOAD IT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

My superpower: Fooling everyone into believing I'm in a relationship when I am indeed single.

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

What's the point of making an appointment if they're still going to let walk-ins in front of you?

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

I've made too many appointments today for a Friday. I need to bum it out a bit more.

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

YEEEESSSSSSS https://t.co/42GSjXs19l

[Joseph R. Lallo @jrlallo]

You know what plot element I really like? When a huge villain suddenly comes into conflict with an even larger one.

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

Cannot. Focus. On. Exams. Must. Play. Video games.

[Scott Westerfeld @ScottWesterfeld]

To the dictum, "Computers aren't smart--they just do what they're told," I'd add, "The people who tell them what to do are often dipshits."

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

Fifty shades of grey? Nope, but there's about fifty shades of black and I'm wearing four of them.

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

@WayneLovesYall Twitter be popping

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

Yes, Twitter, I know people are uploading photos. You do not have to tell me every time.

[Sara Abshire @theNessister]

All of my Saturdays have become booked. This is nice.