nik.

finance by day // cat dad by night

[nik. @TheNikKnight]

Every time I purchase a targeted ad I feel like I’ve lost on some level

[nik. @TheNikKnight]

@QueBeTheGee At least one of the trips is in your backyard 😅 see you there man!

[nik. @TheNikKnight]

@ladfootballbruv

[mark normand @marknorm]

Once thanksgiving is over it’s like I’ve put in my 2 weeks notice for the rest of the year

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Memo Ochoa: "Mexico is the mirror in which the United States wants to see itself"

Christian Pulisic:

[nik. @TheNikKnight]

Apologies in advance to my neighbors for playing CLB on my soundbar for the next 72 hours straight

[nik. @TheNikKnight]

Asking for any and all book recommendations, please send them my way. Got a surplus of audible credits to burn 😅

[nik. @TheNikKnight]

*realizes I’m falling off parent’s insurance in two months
*frantically schedules all the check ups and appointments posisble

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Happy 40th birthday, McLovin.

[ya girl dot @fencheeks]

5 years ago, I quit my job at Applebee's to do comedy. Today, I just started working at that same exact Applebee's. Shit didn't really work out for me

[nik. @TheNikKnight]

Thoughts while driving through the west: why does Utah have so many Arbys

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Bale really used Tottenham for training 😂😂😂

[Tom McGovern @tommcgovern27]

Jack and Diane but all of the lyrics are “suckin’ on a chili dog”

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

“This could’ve been an email”

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[nik. @TheNikKnight]

I’ve seen better entrance security at frat parties than the capitol building