Sam

[Sam @TheNoodleman99]

Hi MTV, welcome to my life

[Sam @TheNoodleman99]

HIM

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Ben knew who he was from a very early age:

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Ben knew who he was from a very early age:

[Sam @TheNoodleman99]

Cold Take: if you win the Masters, you should get a tee time for life.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚫⛳️🌺 #DENIED — 3-time Masters Champion Gary Player says his request to play a round at Augusta National with his three grandsons has been denied.

“I have been an ambassador for Augusta for all these years, yet they won’t let me have one round of golf in my life with my three grandsons.”

“My grandsons are dying to know about their grandfather’s episodes on that golf course… All the golf courses that have hosted the Open, the US Open and the PGA would oblige, but they won’t do it at Augusta…

“It is just this current management there, but these are the times we live in and I accept it, but I accept it with sadness.”

➡️ Thoughts on the move?

(Via: @GolfMonthly)

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

The Department of Homeland Security is lying.
Pam Bondi is lying.
Kristi Noem is lying.
Donald Trump is lying.
The White House is lying.

We know what we fucking saw:

Murder.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

He was filming them when they attacked. He never touched his gun and was disarmed before the first shot. Fucking lying psychopath Nazis.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

He did not approach with a gun

Not an illegal alien

ICE started it

It was murder

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

.@StephenM is a domestic terrorist.

[Subscribe to the You Know Ball Patreon @TrillBroDude]

Nazis in the streets killing people again on behalf of the pedofile president. Imagine how pathetic your life has to be to support this.

[Sam @TheNoodleman99]

Fuck ICE. Cowards. Nazis.

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

.@icegov YOU ARE COWARDS. You are all absolute, pathetic, untrained, unprofessional COWARDS. Todd Lyons and the rest of you not only need to be defunded, you need to be PROSECUTED.

[Sam @TheNoodleman99]

@DHSgov Fucking liars. He unloaded on an unarmed man. Try again, Nazis. Fuck you all

[Sam @TheNoodleman99]

Some type schlitt

[Cam @Cam31Schlittler]

Drinking dat dirty water

[Sam @TheNoodleman99]

@davidDOWNPOUR Thicc Catcher bby

[Sam @TheNoodleman99]

@usa don’t fuck this up…

[The Women's Organisation @TheWomensOrg]

Vice President of the United States 🇺🇸

How it started How it’s going:

[ChrisShearn @ChrisShearnYES]

Everybody needs to kill the noise of the Clase, and Mariana Rivera comparison … 12 men have walked on the moon 11 men scored on Mariano Rivera in the postseason. 141 innings over 96 postseason appearances 11 earned runs. This dude has given up eight runs this postseason alone.

[Sam @TheNoodleman99]

@Steve_Perrault In case you were wondering. The @RedSox winning percentage was .500 this year. Is that good??

[Sam @TheNoodleman99]

@pamsson Playing composure roulette with the bullpen; in October, in the Bronx…not the move

[Katie Sharp @SharpStats17]

Yankees Bullpen This Postseason:
15.2 IP
0 ER (1 R)
15 K
4 BB
8 H