The Normal Couple

Are you worried your relationship isn't normal? We can assure you it's not as weird as ours. Tweets from -bf and -gf.

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We take #jobsearch very seriously. #GIVEUSJOBS #MillennialProbs

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Sitting and waiting to see #50ShadesOfGrey and we've already seen two ads for lube. When's the ad for anal beads happen? #NotMyChristian

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@just_be_happy__ fair point. We just broke up. Thanks for the help. #friends4life #SarcasmFont

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Gf: "I'm a sneaky bitch."
Bf: "That's alright. I'm a soulless fuck. We're a good match." #blessed

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Friday afternoon means texting each other to figure out what to PreGame with and the secrets of my manhood. -bf

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Contrary to popular belief, we can be sweet and genuine too. -bf #wcw #morelike #WCEveryFuckingDay

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"God this food is so good I want to orally pleasure it...because it's orally pleasuring me." Moments when you know you're with The One. -bf

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Friday Fun-Tip: be thankful for the S.O. in your life, even if they think mid-20s is too old 4 Legos. -bf

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How should one solve one's money woes as a millennial? Easy. Marry a rich old person and just wait.

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We can't stop thinking about #HouseofCards weekend.

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Our two favorite things? Wine, and expanded sales in grocery stores through reasonable legislation. #WeLikeWine

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From the BF: Tried to tell you that you didn't suck, and then you gave me the suggestive side eye. Lol we're perfect together. I love you.

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We talked about penises this week that were terrifying. Specifically, Double Dick Dude (http://t.co/4ZY3V9ESpT).

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Are you worried your relationship isn't normal? We can assure you it's not as weird as ours. Follow us for a first person view of our weird.