Aidan Milligan (blue check mark)

almost TXST ‘21

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

If I’m up 73-0 on a team, and see their coach crying, I’m airing that thang out one more time because i need 80

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

Who needs a sugar daddy when you have a financially irresponsible boyfriend

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

Hell yes. Wanna see less bad news and more of this

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

Nailed it 😂 https://t.co/tqpwWwLFr4

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

No sir this is adderall

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

Putin's feet during his meeting with Lukashenko.

Is this Morse code?

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

Black sandwich 🥶

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

You mean to tell me the IRS doesn’t believe I make $2k a year bartending 4-5 days a week??? Booooooo

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

They’re coming after waiters and waitresses. Total scumbags.

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

Who tf over the age of 16 has knees like this. Mine would snap out the front of my legs like a no. 2 pencil

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

honestly, i’m not mad at it

[Regional American Food @RegionalUSFood]

Chili and cinnamon rolls (Midwest)l

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

Anyone can be a private valet if they’re in the passenger seat and you just get out of the car and make them park it.

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

Just spent 30 mins in Odessa. How much do you have to hate yourself to live in that shit hole?? Y’all should just burn it down and try again.

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

The fact that I read this as a 23 yr old and my brain turned it into the students running the truck off the road to get rid of test scores says a lot about standardized testing I think

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

High school students forced to retake SATs after their tests flew off a UPS truck 🤯🤦‍♂️

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

I’m so ass at technology. When I see a remote I just think of something that gets thrown at me every once in a while.

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

Taos, NM

[Aidan Milligan (blue check mark) @TheOach]

How can you not be romantic about baseball

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

This is sweet.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Just saw a guy make a strained face while tearing a croissant in half. Men used to go to war

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Retweet if you have the best dog.

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

johnny wearing the exact same fit as steve harvey is so fucking funny

[Patagonia @patagonia]

Hey, friends, we just gave our company to planet Earth. OK, it’s more nuanced than that, but we’re closed today to celebrate this new plan to save our one and only home. We’ll be back online tomorrow.
https://t.co/fvRFDgOzVZ

[HARPERS/VERANDA/SNAPPA @HarpersVeranda]

better ingredients. better pizza. BETTER BITCHES! BETTER MONEY! MY BAR BETTER! MY DRINKS BETTER! I WORK HARDER!!