Abby Oakes

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil!

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@FedEx oh an now your phone system is hanging up on me? Terrible customer service, will never use FedEx again. Garbage.

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@FedEx IF YOU CANT DELIVER A PACKAGE OVERNIGHT AND GET IT THERE ON TIME THEN DONT OFFER THE SERVICE YOU GARBAGE COMPANY

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Just got home to find the street team stickers! Started off the indoctrination by sticking it on the one thing I always carry with me! #badmagicstreetteam

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@TheNCCourage #CourageMayMadness #CourageCountry

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@TheNCCourage

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Dear @UPS, I'm trying to find a missing package. I managed to talk to a real person who told me to fill out your online form. Now your online form is telling me to call this number that has hung up on me 3 times while I try to get back to a real person. #badcustomerservice

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I miss Dan Bailey #DallasCowboys

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Australia's team nickname is "Socceroos"?!? #FIFAWorldCup

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Boy did this not age well....

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@alyankovic Thanks for playing on my boyfriends birthday! He loved the show! Oh and also happy birthday to you! #WeirdAlYankovic #BirthdayWishes

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So I went out for my normal morning run, listening to #ScaredtoDeathpodcast and literally scared myself cause it was dark out. I actually started looking around for someone following me at one point. Thanks @D_Cummins

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Does anybody else's SO walk around the kitchen and say "I'm hungry" while looking at you, then proceed to leave the kitchen without eating anything then complain 2 hours later about how they haven't eaten ALL DAY?

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Me:*complains about my flights always being delayed*
BF: its just southwest, I've never been delayed on delta!
Me:*books delta*
Delta: hahaha gotcha! Delay 2 hours
Concluson: it's just me.

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@ElonMarsLeader @Rangutang @BTuritz @michelleimiller I don't think you understand how predatory student loans are. 1) compound interested means they are gaining interest on interest, means exponetial debt growth 2) the interest rates are DOUBLE the interest rates on houses or cars. No one explains this to the 18 yo taking signing

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This morning I used a new lotion and when I opened it up the first thing I thought was my favorite line from @FearsomeCritter "it smells like you are being actively attacked by a fruit salad" #criticalhit

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@TheMikeBachmann @TimLanning @DnDPodcast @JenniferCheek @Nika_Howard @thriftynerd Look, it's Hobe's ham! 🤣🤣

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@DnDBrian Randus? #criticalhit #voidsaga

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@TheMikeBachmann Just Dance. It's great and I bet your kid would love it

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@FearsomeCritter Okay, now things are just getting weird

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@WyrmwoodGaming Ooooo release my inner barbarian