Oakmaster

I'm just a constant headace, a dead mans advice.

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@realDonaldTrump Yeah, in the same way “Many people” say I’ve got a huge dick.

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Living at home at 26 seems weird to me, and I used to feel like I missed the boat, but it’s starting to seem like the boat is on fire and sinking yet people still expect me to get on. Maybe one day.

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Very late to the party, but these early episodes of @TenMinPod are seriously giving me life on this snowy day. #ShovelingTime

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@kaitkhaleesi I’ve read IT and The stand, both of which were probably the longest books I’ve read besides maybe one of the asoiaf books. I think the length is what put me off at first but he really makes it fly by! Also been really into short story collections lately!

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@kaitkhaleesi The wasp factory by Iain Banks is great. Devil in the white city is a modern classic if you haven’t yet. And I’m about to start my first read through of The shining since I have only read 2 Stephen King books and feel like I need to up my game.

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Damn, the millionaires lost to the millionaires. Don’t know if I’ll ever be able to recover, honestly y’all. #PointsBall #Pretentious

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Sleep rules everything around me #sream

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I’m coming back to Twitter. The endless throngs of people awaiting my return can finally rejoice! #DoWeStillUseHashtags? And also is @coffee_dad still thriving? Im a bit out of the loop. But this @realDonaldTrump is a real hoot!

[*JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACHLAVA THE DOCTOR* @ActionBronson]

Solo Sushi is better.

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Tonight.

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#ArtBasel is where I wanna be! Miami couldn't seem further.

[VICE @VICE]

Ferguson Shows How the Police Can Kill and Get Away with It http://t.co/w3zxXTf6fr

[Molly Rudniski @MollyOMalley1]

Lemons gettin' sliced...on a Tooosday 🍋 @BrandoBlaze

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My dad was right when he said I was a deranged fuck. #TwinPeugots

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Tonight's dab session is brought to you by Gogol Bordello and their wonderful album #TransContinentalHustle

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@JessiTaylorRO you think the taxes would be lower? I would certainly hope so.

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Get baked, make meatloaf.- My current routine. 🍯🔥🍯🔥

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#Lights #Camera #Action bitches. #WelcomeToTheThunderdome http://t.co/j1jy9ZGMky

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Moving day today! #Changes #FreshStart #FebreezeBrothers

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Goodbye session on my last day in the house #GoodByeHouses #GtaV #Dabbing #Oil #Rig #Torch http://t.co/smwbeL1LtI