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@gradecricketer @sjjperry

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A brave decision from the ICC to continue with their 'blind umpire' policy. #Ashes #BenStokes https://t.co/bwDBpilkdn

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the movie Yesterday but I'm the only one to remember Gus Gould's pained 'oh NO' when lockyer scored the intercept try in game 3 of origin 2006

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@daanysaeed the joy of seeing england lose, in a game they invented, to nations they forced imperialism and colonialism upon, is a uniquely beautiful pleasure

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@smh Cannot wait for AC Griffiths' cousin's co-worker's periodontist to weigh in on why the bravest thing you can do is not vote

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https://t.co/g4Imgs2xaZ @smh @theage here, fixed your article for you

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@Samuel_J_Mullen it's great! spot on mate

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reckon all the kids who copped it for being named 'luke' and 'leia' are feeling pretty good about little 'khaleesi' rn

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shocked and appalled with benioff and weiss. my daughter 'robinarryn' has woken up devastated this morning.

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if harry can speak to snakes, can he get some of these fellas to stop ghosting me

am i right

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Probably going to come out that, in addition to hacking computers and being in a band, Beto O'Rourke sung 'Twist & Shout' in front of thousands and convinced his friend to be more relaxed #Beto2020

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'How dare he? Running up, just throwing a hard bit of leather at me. What a genuine bully. I don't have time for this shit,’ Warner stated.
https://t.co/WkerEMoSeG

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A Busy Mum Tried HelloFresh: Nothing Happened.

[technopagan @joy_qin]

I hate moths, they are not like night time butterflies (as some would have you believe) their personalities are completely different. Beware

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Robert Mueller's Day Off: written by Aaron Sorkin, directed by John Hughes. #Mueller #MakeAmericaAccountableAgain #80sMovies

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Reports indicate Kelloggs is concerned about Paul Kelly's potential foray into the hip-hop genre, as early rumours suggest Kelly will give himself the rap name of "Special K."

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@MargotRobbie @tanya_plibersek

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We're hearing rumours in the Australian film industry that Margot Robbie is set to portray Tanya Plibersek in upcoming biopic "I, Tanya." Stay tuned for further reports.

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Recent joke submission from a passionate fan: "What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross buns." We advise that readers should not attempt to perform this joke, re: @RSPCA.