@Sizzleur@GarbageHuman24 Grew up with smoke alarms on dead batteries… and just because this “lack of hearing” joke is what came into my head - I must be garbage human and I’m also quite hard of hearing.
@derptehduck Absolutely is almost exactly 286 miles - my map has different directions from 277 miles to 296 miles. NYC is not anywhere near central/ western PA .
Do NYC to Altoona, PA and see maps