🔞 season 9 spoilers🖤🩶🤍💜theoCrain🧡🤍🩷

39 she/they intp. a different kind of rickorty.
fuck gen ai. minors dni.
also @theocrainbow

[🔞 season 9 spoilers🖤🩶🤍💜theoCrain🧡🤍🩷 @theocrain96]

Name: Theo
Quest: Finish writing A Tale Told By a Morty
https://t.co/BIXRdXx0ud (the fic itself)
https://t.co/N1LuIrHZKv (the notes about it)
Favorite color: Purple

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I don't support any kind of harassment including transphobia, racism or even laughing at someone's else artstyle.

If you do, stop following me, I don't want you here.

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think i might permacancel my hellofresh account since apparently they've decided to go the ai slop route

[🔞 season 9 spoilers🖤🩶🤍💜theoCrain🧡🤍🩷 @theocrain96]

Fact: While most people feel a sense of accomplishment after finishing a task, ADHDers feel only relief
Me, ADHD, feeling only exhaustion: You guys are feeling relief?

[🔞 season 9 spoilers🖤🩶🤍💜theoCrain🧡🤍🩷 @theocrain96]

@rickortimo not anymore :)

[🔞 season 9 spoilers🖤🩶🤍💜theoCrain🧡🤍🩷 @theocrain96]

Cooking hack! Put olive oil, salt, and pepper on a garlic clove, wrap it in aluminum foil, and toss it in a hot oven to create a bitter, disgusting little rock you can throw at vampires.

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i would 100% get over the rickbot plot twist if this was canon

[🔞 season 9 spoilers🖤🩶🤍💜theoCrain🧡🤍🩷 @theocrain96]

"Rickbot was supposed to act like you, right? Say stuff you would say, if you were a little nicer?"
"Right."
"So what was up with that nickname he gave me? 'Junebug'?"
Rick turns pale.
"Was that what you called Beth when she was little?"

No. That was what he called Diane.

[RICKORTY WINS 🧃 SEASON 9 SPOILERS ⚠️ @bellyhurts]

big fat mortys send tweet

[RICKORTY WINS 🧃 SEASON 9 SPOILERS ⚠️ @bellyhurts]

pool

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s8 spoilers ⚠️

mmm angst flavored summorty my favorite

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Morty: Why is it called a "punch"? Wouldn't that imply a closed fist?
Rick: Because it doesn't sound as cool to say "We almost got poked to death"
Morty: ...hey rick
Rick: What?
Morty: We almost got fingered to death
Rick: Nice

[🔞 season 9 spoilers🖤🩶🤍💜theoCrain🧡🤍🩷 @theocrain96]

well, i'd side with rick in the principles sense. side with morty in the practicality sense. it could've been wise for rick to apologize right off the bat, not because liu sin deserved it or because it was the right thing to do, but just to get un-punched.

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this is one circumstance where i'd side with rick over morty. yes, rick could stand to remove his head from his ass, but,c'mon, the other dude tried to punch him to death. i think rick was for once the lesser jerk in the altercation.

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My fave line: "More gross than interesting. So far, we're on brand."

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@bellyhurts jingle balls, jingle balls

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i lvoe that even the pair of legs + heart did the little "look at my balls!!!" wiggle

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(pretty sure it won't be cuz there was too much biological, innards, kinda stuff happening, but) if it turns out rick was rickbot in episode three i will piss laser beams

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@xardigrade That look, that flat "no"- perfect timing. Comedy gold. I imagine Rick denies the idea because he doesn't want to admit it's true, but it's funny to think he's that clueless.

[Pinning | RAM SPOILERS!!! @Domiwhynotme]

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH 😭😭😭

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“my little pooh-bah”“my sweet little grandson”——Rick sanchez

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I ain't gonna color this, sir but have it