Name: Theo
Quest: Finish writing A Tale Told By a Morty
https://t.co/BIXRdXx0ud (the fic itself)
https://t.co/N1LuIrHZKv (the notes about it)
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Fact: While most people feel a sense of accomplishment after finishing a task, ADHDers feel only relief
Me, ADHD, feeling only exhaustion: You guys are feeling relief?
Cooking hack! Put olive oil, salt, and pepper on a garlic clove, wrap it in aluminum foil, and toss it in a hot oven to create a bitter, disgusting little rock you can throw at vampires.
"Rickbot was supposed to act like you, right? Say stuff you would say, if you were a little nicer?"
"Right."
"So what was up with that nickname he gave me? 'Junebug'?"
Rick turns pale.
"Was that what you called Beth when she was little?"
No. That was what he called Diane.
Morty: Why is it called a "punch"? Wouldn't that imply a closed fist?
Rick: Because it doesn't sound as cool to say "We almost got poked to death"
Morty: ...hey rick
Rick: What?
Morty: We almost got fingered to death
Rick: Nice
well, i'd side with rick in the principles sense. side with morty in the practicality sense. it could've been wise for rick to apologize right off the bat, not because liu sin deserved it or because it was the right thing to do, but just to get un-punched.
this is one circumstance where i'd side with rick over morty. yes, rick could stand to remove his head from his ass, but,c'mon, the other dude tried to punch him to death. i think rick was for once the lesser jerk in the altercation.
(pretty sure it won't be cuz there was too much biological, innards, kinda stuff happening, but) if it turns out rick was rickbot in episode three i will piss laser beams
@xardigrade That look, that flat "no"- perfect timing. Comedy gold. I imagine Rick denies the idea because he doesn't want to admit it's true, but it's funny to think he's that clueless.