Theodore Watts

just a small town man living in a small town man

[Theodore Watts @TheoderWatts]

One kiss for every victim of nine eleven:
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[Theodore Watts @TheoderWatts]

Enough is enough.

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Lol, no way this my last post

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My birthday was yesterday and i celebrated by working from 10-10, the waking up to my ex texting me Merry Christmas, and telling me to fuck myself, after leaving me on read for a month.
But on the bright side, I made legos i guess

[Theodore Watts @TheoderWatts]

My birthday was yesterday and i celebrated by working from 10-10, the waking up to my ex texting me Merry Christmas, and telling me to fuck myself, after leaving me on read for a month.
But on the bright side, I made legos i guess

[Theodore Watts @TheoderWatts]

Oh yeah, hey yall. Someone flooded my ant hill so i gotta come out for a bit

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I just blew my nose so hard i farted

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Happy 4/20. I dont support hitler

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There should be a number between four and flive(number between 4 and 5)…

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Sometimes i throw it back to turn myself on

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My wife shaved my balls in my sleep and i can’t stop slipping everywhere

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Now that the news has died down, i will confirm. I destroyed the Titan Submarine. Those commies finally found me at the depths using the titanic as my HQ. I couldnt have witnesses to my atrocities down there.

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@OrdinaryGamers @RWSstudios Please share a picture with the class 🫵

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@tylerthecreator I like it when you say eee eerr

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I squirm like you’ve never squirmed before

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Normalize deepthroatation

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If i put butter on a poptart, would you take a bite?

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@Nothennyfr

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I just sung you a happy birthday

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@TimeVault69 Dibbs on being in the middle

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@BigNik You really felled off

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