Theodore “The Don” Porter

Brother of Tommy Porter | The Don | VHHS Student Section leader ‘09-‘16 | Theta Enthusiast

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I once took shrooms and manically laughed on a beach for like 3 hours with my best friends. That was the happiest I ever been ngl.

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Yall think the #Hoagie still checking the beev?

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The fall off of Chi O needs to be studied

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@TommyTBillob You gotta die

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Telling my primary care physician I am dying of scurvy to get a Percocet prescription

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Would you rather

Smash your urethra with a hammer till you bleed from it

Or

Go to your 3 pm lab

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To my roommates: I am not backing down. You will be doing these dishes, not me. #StandYourGround #SelfDefenseLaws

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No nothing happened idk what you’re talking about @BilboindaBrook

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Every dude who runs a burner is under 5’7 #IncludingMe #ShortKing

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I have never had this many people piss me the fuck off in 24 hours

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@BilboindaBrook Never

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Here go all the people tryna make themselves like good people and stand up for Will Hogan. Bro you was laughing harder than me 2 days ago #WhyYallSwitchingUpNow #MovingLikeKyrie

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I literally don’t have the money to buy a 3.5 does anyone have a guy who sells small quantities #lank

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The brokest dude you know is tryna start running a book @thechromedome98

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Fuck it, self dox. #TheyGotMeBoys #IAmWillHogan

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@BilboindaBrook @easyfunnysniper Dude

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@JohnShrimpEats We have #Bars to tend to

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@JohnShrimpEats wya tn

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It’s time to admit that Julian Sayin is better than Keelon Russel ever could be. #Truth

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Is it method to take the dox and shit in 17 or move to little’s #LANK

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@JohnShrimpEats Wallahi dream life