Theodore “Tank” Fiddlestein

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I miss her.

[Theodore “Tank” Fiddlestein @TheodoreFiddle]

One of these chaps smells like my grandmothers bomb ass chili

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What nightmare have I been thrown into?

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Just heard a lady ask if one of the spreads at Jersey mikes was a “tapenade”. Yah I’m definitely in LA. #shrink

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Idk what this is but toes are out and I’m feeling jazzy.

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Double screen. Half the work. #myownprison

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That’s some serious damage. #dookermagoo#shitwitdatass

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On shrooms right now. I feel violent.

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Farm fresh to table. #tortapounder

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Girl that ass phat. Lemme take a bite.

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Smash

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If you take up two seats on a bus, reevaluate. There may be four servings of helper in the package but you ain’t gotta eat but one.

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Yes please! #chebahutslut

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@Vinstar66 Bob Marley

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I bet he eats a mean box combo #muffdiving #gigachad

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Fuck an arm over the shoulder. #flopsinthegrime

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Why can’t I get my ass this toned?!

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Looking back on it I can’t blame him. Patiently waiting for some playtime.