Dwight K Schrute

Random Quotes from The Office

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"Jim's gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office, to fart in." - Kevin

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"R is among one of the most menacing sounds. That's why they call it murder not "muckduck!"- Dwight

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"I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate." - Michael Scott

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"where I'm from there are two types of folk. Those who aint,and those who are knee high on a grasshopper.Which type aint you aint?"

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"Criminals are like raccoons. You give them a taste of cat food and pretty soon they're back for the whole cat." -Dwight

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"In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just me a fist for punching." -Dwight

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“Not that guy who murdered his mother, he was not so handsome… also Kevin” -Dwight

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Theproblem is that when people hear the term BigBrother they immediatly think its bad or its scary.But I dont, I think l love my big brother

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"The eyes are the groin of the head" -Dwight Shrute

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I am a great interviewee. Why? Because I have something no one else has - my brain. Which I use to my advantage when advantageous. -Andy

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Well, I swallowed all your ideas. I'm going to digest them and see what comes out the other end. – Michael Scott

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Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair. – Andy Bernard