Binder

It's not my brothers birthday today.

[Binder @theOGbinder]

Hi https://t.co/ip0LM2dLIe

[Agency Seven Star General blunder @Thunderblunder7]

This is legitimately the greatest video on the Internet

[Gravy @Iaregravy]

Hax was grinding ledge dashes in 4th grade when the rest of class was learning how to summarize things so now every point he makes is just a rambling monologue lol

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

worm gf: would you still love me if i was a human woman

worm bf: honey, no. honestly the mere thought of that repulses me

the humble mole, a creature capable of eating 100% of their body weight in earthworms a day: [crawling toward worm vibrations]

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

“Every artist was first an amateur.”

[Agency Seven Star General blunder @Thunderblunder7]

Retweet if you’re apart of The Agency… tryna see something

[Agency Seven Star General blunder @Thunderblunder7]

Dangerous Nose.

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

inshallah they find him

[mimi @aEvilcat]

I want to eat 🍽 outrageous😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 ���� and I want to be surrounded 🧑🤝🧑 by boys 👨❤️💋👨 or men 💪 preferably men 😍🤩

[seosamh @wexicanbandit]

me explaining the plot of ratatouille on pcp:

[ycz @ycz6]

I've been watching this clip on loop for 20 minutes

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

How far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.

[Charles G. Koch 🏴 @worst_account]

Hungry men create dinner time. Dinner time creates stuffed men. Stuffed men create nap time. Nap time creates hungry men.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This commercial has an M. Night Shyamalan level twist https://t.co/JXVI4L7oqs