Chomp McChomperton

The One & Only Official Mascot of #TeamAlanis. Emperor to @JuanAlanisCA’s Darth Vader. Opinions are my own & don’t reflect my boss or those who work for him.

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

The Chomp Says…..Get back to work you yokels!!!! We wanna go home!!!! #caleg

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

USA!!!!!

#worldcup #fifa

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

I am sad…. 😢

Team Alanis lost 3 members who went on to bigger & better things today.

Chomp misses Daniella who is off to the @CAFarmBureau, Kailee who is off back home to Oregon after a successful internship & Justin who has gone one to @AsmRepublicans comms. Sad & joy. 🥹

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

@CaucusRedux Yup…

#caleg

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

Yup…. #caleg

[Caucus Redux @CaucusRedux]

Day 1 over

#CALeg

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

Chomp Approves! #caleg

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

Let’s get real. Team Alanis got smart and signed me to an exclusive contract out of free agency. We have been undefeated ever since.

Math don’t lie. #caleg

[Re-Elect Juan Alanis for District 22 @sgtjuanalanis]

I am deeply honored and grateful for the trust the voters of the 22nd Assembly District have placed in me. Thank you to my supporters, my team, and everyone across the district. Below is my full statement about running unopposed this year:

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

I have never been challenged or opposed for any position I have ever ran in. I have been unanimously elected by the people of suite 4640 every-time.

I know…I count the ballots.

[Alex Vassar 📚 @AlexCVassar]

I did about 3 hours of research last night trying to find the last #CALeg legislator to be elected to a first term with ZERO opposition. I've seen several who faced nobody in the General (like @KristinOlsenCA in 2010 or Jackie Goldberg in 2000) but none w/o primary challengers.

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

The Chomp says: he is displeased with the lack of actual work the State Assembly did today on the floor.

If I have to be here 24/7 why can’t these Members put in a full session so next week won’t be crazy?

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today! #caleg #angrycow

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

@AlexCVassar @JuanAlanisCA @JuanAlanisCA will be punished with force lightning tomorrow for failing to reply to this post. He will have to give penance by saying 4 Kahns!!! And 12 live long and prospers…..@AsmNickSchultz knows…🖖

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

@JoshLWhitfield @AlexCVassar @hhadwickAD1 @JuanAlanisCA The Chomp Says…..

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

I find @hhadwickAD1’s lack of X/twitter use disturbing, she also abandoned me in this office of crazy people.

But despite being abandoned - I have found a family and home with these misfits from @JuanAlanisCA’s office.

Also @AlexCVassar am I first official mascot in #caleg?

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

@AlexCVassar @hhadwickAD1 @JuanAlanisCA @JoshLWhitfield

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

I used to be in a private prison called a “ranch.” Until I was transferred to some other prison called “The Building.” Maybe life for a fuzzy cow is just moving from one prison to another? 🤷‍♂️ 🐮

I won’t be voting for Jeff….

[Caucus Redux @CaucusRedux]

Gubernatorial race summarized in six seconds:

#CALeg (sound on 👇🏻)

[Chomp McChomperton @theOGchomp]

But I will eat both regular Cheetos and the puff kind. I endorse both. Good snacks. Chomp Chomp.

[Joe Patterson @Patterdude]

.@CAgovernor @GavinNewsom created a new state agency tasked with investigating high gas prices. Hired a bunch of phds. Instead of looking in the mirror, his agency determined branded gasoline is more expensive than generic. 😂

FYI: Cheetos are more expensive than cheese puffs.