Donovan

I pick things up, then put them back down

[Donovan @TheOGDonna]

Planet Fitness employee:

Me: I’m Dummy Thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps setting off the LUNK alarm.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

So HBO MAX is now just MAX.

Your move Peacock.

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[ryn ♡ @gaysodalover]

back in my day a Twink was just a powerful level 19 rogue in world of warcraft……

[Donovan @TheOGDonna]

The Nice List is just a regular list to a guy like me

[Donovan @TheOGDonna]

“The Naughty List” is just a regular list to a guy like me

[horse @horsetwting]

ill kick whoever i want idgaf

[Donovan @TheOGDonna]

Highs and lows are how I flow

[Hisao Heart | UMAZ | MONAD 🟣 @Hisao_HeartATK]

@LavenderGhast The all powerful doom.

[Donovan @TheOGDonna]

OG monster is a Newport 100

[Donovan @TheOGDonna]

A sugar free Red Bull is basically the “Marlboro Red” of energy drinks

[The Zillennial American @ZillennialAm]

Look at them trying to spin that they didn't just vote to merge our military with Israel.

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

no fucking way

[Donovan @TheOGDonna]

What an absolute betrayal to oneself where you spend hours making the most glorious home made red sauce (let that sit for 3 hours), then make some PB crunch crispy treats (you read that right) lastly some boujee ass garlic bread to then not be hungry for it once it’s done. Smh

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[Donovan @TheOGDonna]

Sorry for speeding officer the breakdown on Death Roll by Wage War came on and I just had to Death Roll my wheels till they fall off.

[Super Fan🇮🇪 @McGregorRousey2]

There’s no meaning to life

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Donovan @TheOGDonna]

I make it a point to cut off the zoox cars