Kate Kennedy

I used to be hotter and funnier and more important. I still work with wood.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

Howdy, Twitter. It’s been like 6ish months? I’m 30 and tonight I heard a Chappell Roan song that seemed super inappropriate because it reminded me of every song I was obsessed with I when I was 15, and that was half my life ago.

I hope you’re all doing beautifully, too.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

Love a journey for me where I wear more clothes and less makeup but use 80% of the same vocabulary. Work smarter not harder folks.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

If you think about it, my life hasn’t really changed that much.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

This is where we’re fuckin at and I am weeping.

It’s perfect, it’s glowing, it’s all my sweat and my blood and my tears, and it’s mine.

I will never ever do it again, but it was all worth it, and then some.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

Nobody knows their way around old wood like Kate Kennedy.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

Don’t call it a comeback, it’s a motherfuckin glow up.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

@joshgondelman Ahhh congratulations, I’m so proud of you!! Entirely deserved to one of the funniest, kindest humans around ❤️❤️❤️

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

She’s cozy, she’s snuggled, she’s hunting squirrels and awaiting spring. She’s thriving.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

@SteveDonoghue17 @Matt_Slayer @9acbf02a8fad405 It’s more of a concept movies use to glamorize reality tbh.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

@Matt_Slayer I think a good mental exercise is to flip the script and ask if it’s the male talents job in an anal scene if the female talent didn’t prep correctly. End of the day your body is your responsibility!

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

Where we started vs where we’re at:

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

Nobody knows their way around old wood like Kate Kennedy.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

@brandonw1971 I have sent this gif to so many people in the last 24 hours!

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

Ya gal got a job and a bang situation (haircut wise) that works, celebrate good times everyone.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

I also have very cute dimples, I feel like people maybe didn’t know this about me cause I used to not smile so much.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

Have you even seen my BarcaLounger though?

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

Sitting in my Barcalounger listening to the radio on the 1956 Magnavox, Squeeg and Big Mouth Billy Bass on deck.

I’m your hot suburban dad and I am at peace.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

@KennethWReid We had a huge bush of it growing up and my mom used to make rhubarb sauce (think apple sauce consistency but TART). I still dream about it, it was divine on vanilla ice cream.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

@brandonw1971 If I had a nickel.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

I have had a small bruise on my chin (sex related, don’t worry about it) since Saturday and today I casually mentioned it & TWO separate people, both of whom I’ve seen at least twice since, said “oh, I just figured it was dirt.”

They thought I had dirt on my face. FOR TWO DAYS.

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

My favorite personal anecdotes are the ones where there’s just absolutely no way I come out looking good and boy is that an opinion I do not share with many people.