Theo Hart

29 and like, okay I guess | 21+ | not a twink, not a bear, but a secret third thing (stupid)

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thanks for filling me up so well 🤤🥺

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@Just_A_Guy_T 👉🏼👈🏼🥺

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drunk in the bathroom, excited to be bred later 🤤💅🏼

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when I tell you I think about this video every fucking day and have since the day I saw it…… 🥵🫪🤤

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

first in my bloodline to hear a politician say “you’re right, I’ve got to do better”

[iv 🐇 @PetalKnows]

sucking dick is so fun I wish men were good ppl

[Nai @Nai3DWorks]

bro that shit is MOVING

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I just want yall to know im thick as fuck

[WhosBreezy @WhosBreezyUK]

Erika Kirk on the one year of the #kirkversary

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

I think about this tweet every day, masterpiece of the form

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there is no strain of weed on this planet that could begin to scratch the surface of the high I had yesterday from MOVING THE FUCK OUT OF TEXAS

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@tight_ho1e brother this is my formal application; pls

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weed is awesome bc 30 minutes ago I felt like My Life Was Over ™ and now i’m eating cold pizza and making it clap to Purse First by Bob (frmr. Bob The Drag Queen). also I took an AMAZING picture of my ass earlier I am unstoppable

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is it *too* gay to ask him to him to do a Brokeback Mountain couples costume this halloween?

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@ILoveLooseyx this certainly is a confession if i’ve ever heard one.

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@guano069 baby I am GNAWIN at the bars of the enclosure

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I went to the ER because I had a seizure and these are the two diagnoses I left with…. okay?

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I kiss like this so if you’re not prude hmu

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@ItsLordDionysus god please let me eat it

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face card lethal and never declines