Blunderbussy

The most realistic NPC you'll interact with today
Wearing this poor kids skin like a big meat onesie and watching my species destroy itself live and in colour ✌

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

Isn’t every day Gillian Anderson Day? 😝

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

[Kate Middleton, 14 Mountain Dews deep into the most crippling World of Warcraft addiction of the 21st Century] just photoshop me into the picture, I'm in the middle of a raid

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

You will never be them

[Blunderbussy @theone_Benji]

@AmandaBlow It was in fact capitalism 😆 however it was also a joke award for never putting my leave in their planner. I just tools down and leave 😆

[Blunderbussy @theone_Benji]

@libertinecult It is a crime I concur 🙃

[Joss Prior 🌈Pleasant to a fault🌈 @joss_prior]

Language, is a gift.

[Blunderbussy @theone_Benji]

@ConnorPeters

[Blunderbussy @theone_Benji]

Bondi bulge

[T✨ @txadel_]

I should’ve never seen that wedding scene from Crazy Rich Asians. The brain damage it has caused has proven itself to be irreparable.

[Blunderbussy @theone_Benji]

@jimmyjamies_ I would get that looked at 🤔

[𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚'𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐲 @SardineTruther]

hey, my partner saw you across the bar and really dug your vibe. not me though, i thought it was shit and derivative. 1 and a half stars.

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

The cow as fierce as milk
The cape as slay as blood
The hair as hunty as corn
The slippers as boots as gold

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

If you get three laugh reacts in the work chat then you deserve a raise. You are fulfilling duties that are beyond the original job description. You're writing bits, you're creating content, you're performing a tight 5.

[Blunderbussy @theone_Benji]

@FreidaCommit Are you "asking for a friend" or have you finally gone to therapy?

[Blunderbussy @theone_Benji]

@AustraliaPs5 Yussss got it ty ty 🥰

[boston massivehugetits @mrunitedface]

Donna in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

[Rohan Connolly @rohan_connolly]

I regularly talk about how selfish Australian society has become over last 25 years. Covid has now provided the deadliest possible example of the consequences paid at the highest levels for that “me first” attitude and lack of care or foresight. You reap what you sow. #COVID19