THE ONE ₿

Pro Cryptos

[Maggie @utdMaggie]

Free Bibles being given out to people on streets of India

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Having electric brakes avoids the complexity of a hydraulic system: no need to rout plumbing all around the car

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

A @Tesla Cybercab without a steering wheel or pedals drove us for 30 minutes on a pretty busy Thursday night in Austin, TX.

This 4.7-mile ride cost me only $9.62.

Starting tomorrow at 5 PM, anyone in Austin, TX can hail a Cybercab for themselves. Nothing can compare to this.

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo showed respect to Leo Messi just days ago after the passing of his father, and now Messi is taking shots at Ronaldo today via IG :

“GOAT DEBATE : SETTLED.”

A certain fan base claimed he's the most humble player ever ... 😂

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ‘Mr Humble’ drops the most arrogant piece of shameless bragging in the history of sport. Hilarious.

[YoungHoon Kim @yhbryankimiq]

As the world’s highest IQ record holder, I believe no success is greater than knowing Jesus Christ.

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

An hour of robberies is INSANE 😭

[Storm🌪 @CryptoStorm__]

employee: 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k

freelancer: 1k, 2k, 4k, 3k, 6k, 5k, 7k, 8k

business owner: 0, 0, 0, 2k, 5k, 10k, 30k, 60k

crypto investors : -1k, -1k, -1k, -1k, -1k, -1k, -1k, +1m

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_rm]

He even hit the “siuuu” after scoring.

Ronaldo’s influence everywhere😂🐐

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: “This may truly be my LAST YEAR in football”.

“I want to leave an amazing legacy”, told Vogue.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

DEAR GOD I HAVEN’T IGNORED THE BABY SEAL

[Carl Moon 🌙 @carlmoon]

Crypto killed so many dreams in 5 years.

[サボテン人間🌵 @shitorasubonbaa]

🇵🇹🚨もう本気でクリスティアーノ・ロナウドを擁護できないレベルだよ。

41歳でオーバーヘッドでゴールできるのは、メッシでも無理。どうやってこんなのやり遂げたんだ？マジで意味わからん。

[P@rvez @ParvezTdj]

C’est la première fois de ma vie que je vois un fleuve de sang sous mes yeux… Et pourtant, on continue à scroll comme si ce génocide était devenu légitime

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

My bank accidentally deposited $480,000 into my account.
I reported it immediately.
Instead of thanking me, they froze every account I owned.
That's when I realized the money wasn't sent by mistake...

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

When I say “Never Sell Your Bitcoin,” I speak as one saver to another. I have never sold mine. Not one satoshi. Strategy is a public company, not my wallet. Since 2020, it has disclosed it may buy or sell $BTC to manage capital. Our shared conviction in Bitcoin remains unchanged.

[SPY @spyderrmann]

Messi scored a total of 672 goals for Barcelona with 205 penalties.

Ronaldo scored a total of 450 goals for Real Madrid with 28 penalties.

But guess who they’re calling penaldo 😂🤡

[Sky @skysupersonic]

Dear COLDCARD attackers,

Congratulations. You successfully found a bug, exploited, and have collectively gathered around 1,500 bitcoin.

Now you are sitting on one of the most blacklisted coin stacks in history. It will be nearly impossible for you to exchange for currency or deal with any institution. Every move you make will be highly scrutinized and tracked. Presumably for the rest of your lives, you will be looking over your shoulder.

I suggest you plea with CoinKite to return all stolen funds in return for an audit fee of 5% of the loot. This way your work is rewarded and you are able to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

Respectfully,
hodlers worldwide