The Angry Elf

...nah

[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

@AndrewS84567363 @mcuban They bought an insurance company so they could no longer be bound by anti-trust laws and regs. WAG did it too.

Does no one think it's suspicious why 94-96% of pharmacy business in this country is split between CVS & WAG?

[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

@MaFireEMS

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[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

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[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

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[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

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[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

@CrazyRxMan We have one guy who always says (to only me I think) "I need drugs." I usually respond, "you're in luck then, we have lots of them!" And we usually end up complaining to each other about stupid people and both walk away smiling.

[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

@tpwky I'm so ridiculously excited for this and it's really weird that I just shouted out "yay syphilis!" to my entire pharmacy.

[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

@scsm013090 I got confirmation that my mom's half sister is also my fiance's cousin (related through "marriage" not blood). It's weird how many connections it finds, but the commercials only show the good side of finding these things out, when in reality it's fraught with sensitive issues.

[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

Hey @MAPFREIns, really nice to know that when one of your insured drivers hits someone's car because they weren't looking, you automatically blame it on the other driver and refuse to pay. Stellar customer service there 👌 #MAPFRE

[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

@counteroffives Offer, yes, and barring unavoidable issues, I'd appreciate them coming along. I wouldn't expect them to go but at least offering would be nice.

[Guido @heyyguido]

Teenagers who trick or treat at my house still get candy because there is so much worse they can be doing than enjoying their youth you assholes.

[LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard]

Every pharmacy should come with a backhoe, so you can dig yourself out from despair on a daily basis.

[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

I just entered to win tickets to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra thanks to @rock101fm https://t.co/ay5miyGY5x

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@bubszmom The Five People You Meet in Heaven. And the sequel, The Next Person You Meet in Heaven. Both my Mitch Albom.

[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

@nevinsfarm Thank you all for doing this again. You were a godsend last year when we were running around with our cats and dog not knowing what to do and not able to go home. Thank you to all you do throughout the year and especially in times of crisis.

[The Angry Elf @TheOnlyAngryElf]

@ColumbiaGasMA Thanks for blowing up 3 MA communities a year ago, and causing panic and displacement of families again today!

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@FreedomReigns78 @EagleTribJill They're not even paying for the ones they messed up last year. Someone even said an adjuster threatened to take back the new gas equipment if he didn't take their payout and stop calling.

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Fuck you @ColumbiaGasMA.

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@dog_rates @KarolynnePat