Dan Persons

Little known 10th Brother of Wu-Tang Clan. Sort of like how Billy Preston was the fifth Beatle. Except he had a better Afro.

[Dan Persons @TheOnlyHammy]

@RepOgles Hi fella!
I'm sorry you were molested as a kid. You're totally worried about gay. Gay stuff. Gay dudes.
The rest of us watching the game were watching... the game.

[Dan Persons @TheOnlyHammy]

Fake college football. Check spelling send tweet

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@mcuban you didn't even get thanked! That's fucked up!

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@SquircleDogs @histories_arch @bobdo Yup! We still -buy- it in our house to this day. $35 a brick. Same size bricks as back then. And you're correct. Its not Velveeta or Kraft Single in any way.

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@quixxdraw Thumb sucking

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@Shane_Mills @NDFootball Wait... So, you're mad that the team that beat you is in?

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@Oilpressureblog They are because the pope is good with it.

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@soupformy_fam @MayorFrey Oof. So you are one of the clowns.

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@unusual_whales @stevetheflrgod

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The 2024/25Minnesota Vikings are the first team in history to lose back-to-back games to the Lions and Rams twice in the same season.

Cmon fuckers... make me eat my words

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@stevetheflrgod Nah... I'm just one of those suckers who believes.

[Dan Persons @TheOnlyHammy]

Dear Universe....

My time is ticking.

I don't mean this in a bad way. I'm trying to ask nicely.

Just.... ONE. ONE MOTHERFU××ER!!!! JUST ONE BEFORE I FU××ING DIE!!!

Too much to ask????

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Cheering for Notre Dame is exactly the same as cheering for 1980 Russia.

Fuck the Irish.

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@ChrisReuvers

https://t.co/Uzescoa9WK

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@vikingterritory ... aaaaand I'm guilty. Clickety clack.

[Dan Persons @TheOnlyHammy]

@vikingterritory Raise your hand if you remember the Ty McGill era. Not the hand you're using to click(bait) this story.

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@SeifertESPN Woke up this morning and told myself the Vikes could hit 50 points. Hope JJ can be Cousins 2.0

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@WillRagatz Zero touch on any pass. Just throw it as hard as possible.

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@SeifertESPN Uhh.. I had the same treatment. Wife was driving me home. Snowing too hard for her to be comfortable driving... we pulled into Wallgreens on Frane so she could go get my prescriptions, I jumped into the drivers seat and drove home. We have different health insurance. Lol

[Dan Persons @TheOnlyHammy]

Dems win the election in a Reagan-like win. This is a 400 plus electoral college vote. Easily.

....

As of now. Let's see what the Donald has to say

(*soft whisper: He won't say shit)