TheMule

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@realDonaldTrump If King Dipshit had his way, State Tv would consist of Hannity, Pirro, & the My Pillow guy.

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@realDonaldTrump I bet there are a lot of very smart stable geniuses out there that don't quite understand "how quotation marks" work, and I'm sure the countries they're in charge of are doing "just fine," too.

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@realDonaldTrump Know who else is doing really great??

Brad Parscale!!

Trump could never have won without Parscale.

Lot of people are saying he's really rich, too.

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@PressSec @realDonaldTrump Quickly, pick up your pants!!
It's too late to save your shoes.

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@Undershafted @Nov_Is_Coming @TheRickWilson

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@sp00kybbydoll @nytimes -opinion

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@realDonaldTrump "I fire so many peasants for so many reasons. Can you be more specific?

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@realDonaldTrump Some thug broke the locking mechanism on the door on my fence.

I bet it was one of those Mexicans!

Killary & Obummer probably sent him!!

They all want open yards, ya know that??
#MyBrokenGateGate

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@SeanTheProducr @th3j35t3r You're thinking of Stephen King.

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@BarstoolNewsN Weird. I just kinda figured Alex Jones already had a few of his neighbors skinned & hanging in his basement.

See what happens when you make assumptions?

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@PressSec Pay attention, folks.
This one's dangerous.

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@TheRickWilson "but Q said...."

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@th3j35t3r "Can't you get one of my 20+ accusers to say he did something!?!"

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@Kronykal If I had that kind of fancy new technology, I'd have 6 pools already. I don't wanna show off here, but I'm still digging my holes barehanded.

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@sp00kybbydoll Hey!! I remember places! 😳

Awe!! I Really miss places! 😔

I hope to see places again some day. 😷

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@realDonaldTrump Forgive me for laughing, but I'm old enough to remember when u & Ivana wouldn't let ur casinos fail.

Or how about when ur "big, strong, powerful, great wall" was "non-negotiable."

Oh, & our "Favorite President" would "Never allow Covid into USA"

Hey, wait a min...
🤔🤔🤔

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@realDonaldTrump When someone, somewhere, hasn't French kissed the presidential ass as thoroughly as they could've.

Well, I sure hope you useless do-nothing Dems are happy now!!

You made America's favorite chubby reality tv president sad!

Which is like, basically treason.. Amirite?

Exactly

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@sp00kybbydoll Never a bad time for a run.

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@630r63Nada @Kronykal This MF'er spittin'

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@TheWeirdWorld Math is hard.