Zach Shook

MMORPGs and Dark Souls

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

@TheOnlyRequiem @CollinHasHeart
I find myself wanting to pull off the wombos, but unable to pull off said wombos.

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

My whole life has been leading up to this moment.

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

Would Jesus get hurt if he used a diving board?

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

Mobile check depositing is peak laziness, but I love it.

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

Can submarines sink?

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

Don't just pack it.. WEAR your jacket!

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

Why do ice cream sandwiches melt 3x faster than normal ice cream?

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

Proposing a new dress code for work: Truckstop Casual

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

I found where the internet comes from.

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

@Agent_Fleming rip

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@MrKyleKeith @Agent_Fleming Yep, false eyelids. You gotta watch out for this stuff, Quin.

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

Eating ice cream while driving at night is difficult.

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

Restlessly blinking through the early A.M. hours in bed is as close as I'll ever get to time travel.

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

New Olympic sport idea: Bumper cars but with your feet asleep

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

Time to play the Midwest's favorite seasonal game: Halloween Decorations or Meth House.

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

@theonlypwn These hands aint just for prayin

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@theonlypwn Better than the pimp in Toledo

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Clocks are cool.

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Sick coat.

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

I'm a simple man; I just want to go home and drink some orange juice.

[Zach Shook @TheOnlyRequiem]

@theonlypwn Paper Mario: The Origami King was really good. Well-made game with good puzzles and a lot of snark that added some personality to it. Might not be the most chill game out there, but it did a good job with what it was trying to be.