Jibola.

✝️ 🇳🇬, Chemical Engineering graduate, ad-hoc teacher.

Our bad habits are why Nigeria is not great.

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

Three things Nigerians don't truly value: Time, money and lives.

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

P1: It shall not be well with the wicked
P2: You are wicked
C: It shall not be well with you🙏🏾

[A. Ayofe @abdullahayofel]

If you fry akara in a good location, after all cost, you make N20/akara and you sell 500 pieces per day. That is N10k/day, N60k/6 day week and N240k/month. Better than bank job.

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

This is what a high trust society can do for us.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

I mistakenly transferred ₦800,000 twice to someone, and the person returned it within 10 minutes.

I used to run P2P on Binance in 2024.

That day, I bought USDT from a seller. It was a midnight transaction, so I was already battling with sleep.

I opened another trade with a different seller, but in my sleepy state, I mistakenly sent the money to one of my previous sellers.

I didn’t even realize it.

Then I got a pop-up message from him via the P2P chat, saying I had made another transfer to him.

Omorh… my eyes cleared immediately.

He simply said, “Text your account details.”

And within 10 minutes, he sent the money back.

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

@Thedanieloreofe 😂😂

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

Are you by any chance clocking 50?😭

Iykyk

[Daniel Oreọfẹ @Thedanieloreofe]

it’s my birthday today. someone point me to a tattoo artist willing to do me a free (less than 15k) session. ejor 🙏

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

@sodazerosugar Let it catch me... Probably.

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

3 years???
Una no real

[bby💕 @pinkpnterest]

Your friend is unserious, but you're also a terrible

When your friend comes to you ranting, your first instinct shouldn't be to reprimand and scold them.
What happened to listening first? What happened to saying, "Wow, are you serious?", comforting them, asking questions, and letting them get it out of their system before telling them your stories?
Did she tell you she doesn't know she's wrong? Why are you immediately pouring salt into an open wound?

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

😭😭 this app

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

@joesteve__ Yowaaa abi?
Wa ya werey soon

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

Living in Nigeria?

[Temilayo @Temi__layo]

10/10 horror movies??

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

Una never ready, lol

[Praise of God | PPA of #GenI 🦅 @PArannilewa]

Apostle Edu!

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

another 1trillion naira embezzled

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

FG to plant 20 billion trees by 2030 to boost climate resilience.

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

I'm there ooo🙏🏾🙏🏾

[Mike Winger @MikeWingerii]

The sheer ignorance displayed by Joshua here is only trumped by how confident he is about it.

Ironically, the only one who spotted “one error, and throw away the entire thing” is Joshua here when he mischaracterizes me and roundly condemns me based on this single distortion.

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

Homosexuality isn’t genetic btw

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

Ratio.

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

There oooo

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

Godswill Oyor, a Nigerian pastor and self-described wealth management expert, was behind a Ponzi scheme known as Zedekiah Money Train (also operated under Hyfex.

In 2022, he promoted it heavily on Facebook and WhatsApp groups, promising investors high, low-risk returns such as 21% interest in 90 days or 6% monthly through “packages” like auto-cruise, real estate (estates in Enugu and Ibadan), forex, agriculture, and securities

He targeted retirees, workers, and faith-based followers, building trust by presenting himself as a clergyman and expert. Early investors sometimes received payouts (classic Ponzi tactic), but the scheme collapsed by mid-to-late 2022.

Oyor allegedly disappeared with investors’ funds, ignoring calls, emails, and messages. Victims (including retirees who lost millions of naira, e.g., N7m, N13.6m, or N1m each) reported being ghosted after he vacated his office and changed contact details. He was briefly arrested in December 2022 following complaints (one investor lost N100m and tracked him), but he faced no major repercussions and by 2024 was continuing his pastoral work as a “kingdom man” with gospel content online.

It caused widespread losses (one report mentions “1 million+ individual losses,” though exact totals are unclear).

Many Nigerians lost life savings, and as of the latest reports, affected investors have not recovered their money till today.

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

Godswill Oyor, a Nigerian pastor and self-described wealth management expert, was behind a Ponzi scheme known as Zedekiah Money Train (also operated under Hyfex.

In 2022, he promoted it heavily on Facebook and WhatsApp groups, promising investors high, low-risk returns such as 21% interest in 90 days or 6% monthly through “packages” like auto-cruise, real estate (estates in Enugu and Ibadan), forex, agriculture, and securities

He targeted retirees, workers, and faith-based followers, building trust by presenting himself as a clergyman and expert. Early investors sometimes received payouts (classic Ponzi tactic), but the scheme collapsed by mid-to-late 2022.

Oyor allegedly disappeared with investors’ funds, ignoring calls, emails, and messages. Victims (including retirees who lost millions of naira, e.g., N7m, N13.6m, or N1m each) reported being ghosted after he vacated his office and changed contact details. He was briefly arrested in December 2022 following complaints (one investor lost N100m and tracked him), but he faced no major repercussions and by 2024 was continuing his pastoral work as a “kingdom man” with gospel content online.

It caused widespread losses (one report mentions “1 million+ individual losses,” though exact totals are unclear).

Many Nigerians lost life savings, and as of the latest reports, affected investors have not recovered their money till today.

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

@adunniosun @Reformed_TIMMY And who do you think you are?

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

@only_shans_ Some people are too foolish to keep their money.

We'll only reset the dial and start capitalism all over again.

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

@bigstepper890 Why do you think the Christian heaven would have space for suicidal thoughts?

[Jibola. @TheoPerkins_]

We're not ready for this conversation.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

NYSC needs to be halted until security is assured.