Theoretical_Impetus

Yup. That's me. 99% chocolate.

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Maybe a new slogan for Fox News should be: “For those who can’t handle the truth.”

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@bigjiggz @komonews I was suspecting it was another white supremacist nutjob. Sounds like you've helped me confirm that.

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@KSeattleWeather GB Latino Cafe in SeaTac. The Keto coffee with a shot of sugar-free caramel is heaven!

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@stephengillie @wspd1pio @PierceCo If cars automatically went the speed limit, there would be a lot less bonus $$ dropped into the county budget. No one will write that legislation.

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@loganjvickery @LelaBradshaw14 @oldenoughtosay I have no idea what's going on here. But all I can guess is that it might have something to do with breaking a leg.

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@AndyRichter 🤣 ✌️

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@AnAvidTVWatcher @ednoir @SarahKSilverman I know. That's what makes it extra weird

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@alexhaedda @atdanwhite You couldn't read it if I did that

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@slickmickpdx @Liv_Agar THANK YOU! Gawd! That was a wtf without an origin to explain how we got here

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@Chris425WA @RentonpdWA That was my thought too. Probably the furnace.

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@urqueen_eileen @deleteevelyn Right?! I couldn't parse that one out. I've read equally nuts statements recently and the poster actually meant it. When people actually are crazy, it ruins it for everyone!

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@IGN Well that sucks

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@JMichaelWilcox @jmiguelmena @MattyBoPhatty @rainnwilson Most adults that you know personally have never told you they play.* Fixed That For You

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@danolivadoti @rainnwilson It's like all the crappy people who go into retail stores and restaurants to throw a fit to get a discount are suddenly everywhere.
Acting like a toddler in public seems ok when our role models do it first. It's disgusting.

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@nothinbutlag Schnoz to see you this morning!

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@RBReich You have to have "income" to pay "income tax". You know that. This is rabble rousing.