The Organisation

Resistance Is Futile. The Organisation Knows All

[The Organisation @TheOrgKnowsAll]

@TheOrgKnowsAll is having a small nap. But we are still here, watching everything you post and making note as to who is naughty (our call and no appeal allowed) or nice. Toe the line and do your part for democracy by not questioning anything. That is all.

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The time has come. @TheOrgKnowsAll Employee Security Monitoring Division will be showing it's surveillance footage to affected staff members this weekend. Finally, they will see it like it was. That is all. @brizaface @fdcox @brianpagan @Computer_Drama

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@TheOrgKnowsAll thinks @theresa_may has very bright future as #Esmeralda's second in command when #Vijayalakshmi can't take it anymore. Kudos Mrs May on a job well done! it's hard to get beat by that much but you make it look easy.

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@TheOrgKnowsAll hearts all the LOLs. Insane is the new normal. That is all.

[Bryony Cole @brizaface]

Throwback to "The International Pastime" with @brianpagan by @Computer_Drama @TheOrgKnowsAll having all the lols playing someone completely bananas 💅🏼🍌

Photography: @hesterbruikman

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@TheOrgKnowsAll hearts that Megyn Kelley just got Loganed. We love it when a plan comes together. Well played, NBC. That is all.
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#TheInternationalPastime @Computer_Drama

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@brizaface @TheOrgKnowsAll is also very happy for you, screw and Wet! Knock em dead and keep up the good work. That is all.

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@screwtheatre @TheOrgKnowsAll hearts all the Wet! Merde Merde Merde!

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@TheOrgKnowsAll shouts out a big thank you to all the good people who came to see the premiere of #TheInternationalPastime. Selling out has never felt so good - as Logan well knows! That is all.

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@opiniehaker @NOS @Computer_Drama Sure. What parts didn't you understand?

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@d0hertyry4n Don't worry Peeps. Remember your data is just words and numbers. All your little 'secrets' are still safe in the loving arms of #SurveillanceCapitalism. We super duper double dog promise it this time.
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@Computer_Drama

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@volkskrant As the Little Mushroom warrior well knows, sexual harassment is pure PC snowflake BS. In the game of he said she said: he said always wins. Nothing to see here. Please return to your humdrum lives as cogs in the machine. That is all.
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@volkskrant #Privacy: An archaic word that, pre-21st century meant a right to keep and hold information to a particular person or persons of one's choosing. @TheOrgKnowsAll reminds you if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. That is all.
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I'll see your 'facts' and raise you one bitter Queen. A Percocet can take the edge off but nothing - and I mean nothing - is more fun than #James vs #Esmeralda That is all.
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@Computer_Drama

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@WilkinsonNicky
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@Computer_Drama

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@ShootingArtist
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@Computer_Drama

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@ADPolitiek @ADnl Yet another indication of the strong and stable government in NL. What Rihanna wants, Rihanna gets. No better way to determine policy than allowing it to be dictated by PopStars. Holland's got talent baby! That is all.
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@trouw
#U_Stoopid

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@TheOrgKnowsAll loves the Illiterati. There is no easier, more docile group to manage than the plebs that think the whole world exists in the their telephone.

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@Matthijs85 "Society" There is no society without #SurveillanceCapitalism keeping the plebes safe from their own worst instincts. We are the guardians of the public order! Policing the thoughts and minds of our "Users" since 2005. That is all.
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@TheOrgKnowsAll hearts committed engaged staff members like #Deleeza. 22 years of consecutively utilizing every cent of her budget means she knows what meeting a goal feels like.
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@cintiataylor @trouw @gracecarroll @Matthijs85 @ADnl @volkskrant