Maximus

Strike down emotional replies over data.

Beep/Bop/Boop

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@JeromyYYC Sneakers, blue jeans and a printed Tshirt. 😁😁
Do you keep a blazer in the trunk for emergencies?
The rest of the men look like they dressed themselves that morning and didnt look in the mirror or ask their wives/sister.

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

My Faith in Humanity has been restored.
Group of Teens walking home from school stopped infront of my house and cheered loudly approving my awesome lawn!
They loved the lush green and baseball stripes!
I work at it. Nice that some 16 yr. olds thought it was cool! SWEET

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@newstart_2024 But they inherited only the eye color gene, no other genes like short fingers, hairy eyebrows?
Over simplified bull shattery.

[DS | Wild Bloom 🌿 @DSWildBloom86]

I’d rather watch kids playing a t-ball game than an MLB game, they are hilarious 😂

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@j0ker937 Pin stripes won't fix uncomfortable and cheap fit.

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@MikeJamiesonYYC Let's fix annual winter breakdown of every train and bus at 1st snowflake. Dont even think about upcharging on the crap service we have.

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@CalgaryDave Yes, but no right to vote at any level.
Pay percentage of income taxes to Country of Alberta.
---plus--
Additional 10% out of Country property tax.

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@Landonforward14 So we suffer because cops cant be bothered to arrest the losers or push them along. Judges equally screw us over. If you can shoot drugs 1/2 block away from Cop HQ, its a cop issue. It aint free fair issue.

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@JeromyYYC 1 month?
So review 66 meters/day.
Is that one guy doing it?
It should be a team

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@KirkLubimov @JeffreyRWRath More reason for Alberta to leave this insane relationship. See ya!

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@MikeJamiesonYYC @thedavepeters This is cart b4 the horse.
A scheduled plan to fix supply/maintenance comes 1st.
Then! the citizens likely to comply to Water Plan. But the Efficiency Plan MUST have a sunset clause or it's nothing more than another tax/fee grab that remains on books forever.

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

Tax refund came in. They over charged 2 yrs ago and paid me interest for the 2 yr delay.
Then they taxed the interest.

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@ThrillaRilla369 @Mustangrde1 Unless it's your "go to" regular place where they know and value you, send it away, tell them don't bother to remake it. Just take off the bill.
Enjoy a glass of vino or appetizer.
As a previous server, unless Mgmt appear sincer and genuine, don't do it.

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@nicksortor Dictating terms on a fight he watched from the safety of his own sofa?

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@RCEY28 @NobodymrRobert Like a Cheetos bag, half the load is air.

[Lyle Culpepper @ShutupLyle]

Assemblyman Lyle Culpepper introduces several new official gender identities to Canadian Congress!

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@DBChampion1 @RobWardCGY

[Maximus @TheoryUthly]

@unscrewthenews Somebody going to see Tamara?

[. @jdpoc]

This might just be one of the best tweets ever.

[Tamara Lich 🇨🇦 @LichTamara]

My very first campus presentation is happening tomorrow at the University of Calgary and I’m thrilled to announce that @ezralevant @SheilaGunnReid will be joining me! Tickets are only $5!
For more info or to purchase tickets head to https://t.co/hdexaNNrrP

@RebelNewsOnline

See you tomorrow!