Pepper Potts

I love to be handed things. Will that be all, @TonyEStark?

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

@SNARCREACTOR Hm yourself.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

@SNARCREACTOR Sigh.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

I'd say we've come a long way, but these are all things I could still see myself saying now.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

A relatively quiet birthday for @TonyEStark this year. Which basically just means that no major crimes were committed and I don't have to spend my entire week doing PR damage control.

Cheers.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

@TonyEStark You could do worse than NyQuil and melatonin.

Actually, you HAVE done worse. Like. Way worse.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

@TonyEStark Me? Please. I'd never be that subtle about telling you to get some sleep.

Have you asked Bruce? Thor? Thor seems like the kind of guy who would buy someone a bed.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

You're—what. Yes, you are.

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

I'm not allergic.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

It's fake mistletoe time, @TonyEStark.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

TONY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT—

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

Got the obligatory Father's Day phone call out of the way, dodged about a hundred questions about my life choices.

The rest of the day is dedicated to doing absolutely nothing with @TonyEStark.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

See, now I'm kinda glad I skipped lunch.

This is why you're my favorite.

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

Oaxaca Taqueria. Only the best.

A twenty-something couple where one is a professional vegan and the other is a cloud whisperer? Okay. I’m in.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

Tacos call for HGTV, I want to watch a twenty-something couple try to buy a three-bedroom in Santa Monica on a Bakersfield budget. Where'd you order from?

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

Anything you want, especially because I ordered tacos and will be so happy eating them that I won’t even notice.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

I /was/ gonna put on a true crime documentary, buuuut I know how much you hate those.

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

HGTV—
It’s a compromise, I guess.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

A Snuggie? Really?

...okayfine. We're watching HGTV, though.

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

Well, get busy under this Snuggie and pick something to put on the TV. Food’s here, I’m gonna play fetch.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

I get busy!

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

Sometimes????

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

I do! Sometimes.

Sometimes I forget.

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

That’s another thing. If you’re gonna work, at least take a lunch break.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

Good thing I'm hungry.

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

….. I plead the Fifth.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

PJs sound amazing. Did you order a reasonable amount of takeout or an Avengers amount?

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

I think some PJs have our names written all over ‘em. And I managed to order takeout all by myself.

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

I know, I know. Just a couple things that couldn't wait.

All yours now.

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

There she is. You know that it’s Saturday, right?

[Pepper Potts @TheOtherEight]

I'm doing it again, aren't I? I'm sorry.

Hi, Tony.

[Tony Stark @TonyEStark]

But I want to see you.