Kalee Johnston

Wife to Josh. Lover of coffee. Will search for donuts.

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

@RunJoshRun It’s called Meta now

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Writing personal statements are the WORST. It only serves to bring up questions like, “What have I been doing with my life?” “8 years of professional work & this is all I have to show for it?!”

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Southwest wasn’t thinking of the “Js” or the “8s” when they developed their seating strategy

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Learned what a sub-tweet is today from my husband (see what I did there 😝😂)

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

@Costco disappointed in your customer service at your Niles, IL location. Wanted to return a food item but was told food return policies are different. Nowhere is the food policy posted in store. Very disappointed in how this was dealt with 🙁

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

I know I’m a day late to the #BachelorFinale but wow! This is so uncomfortable @elizrosebaker have you been watching this season?

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Took my first @lyft ride tonight & my friends made fun of me for STILL not using @venmo. I’m an okay millennial I guess

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Just did yoga (read: worked out) for the first time in 4 years & now I hurt everywhere. WHERE ARE THE ENDORPHINS???

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

@getDolly I tried using your 20% off code for a craigslist delivery, but says the code is invalid ☹️ But I pulled it from your website. Help

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

This is the line in Walmart for the SNES. I'm currently standing in this line. Who am I?! 🤞🏻we walk away with a SNES at midnight 😁🙈

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Watching #TheBachelorette season finale finally 🙈 #actuallydramatic

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Ordered a couple of pieces from @elizsuzann tonight. And now...to wait 😭😩 #slowfashion #excitedanyways

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Always a good reminder for me as I continue paring down & build an ethically-made closet https://t.co/bVIDoM9KLv

[The Gospel Coalition @TGC]

Minimalism is not the gospel. Tidying up is probably a good idea. But it won’t free your soul. https://t.co/2K1uaaCOpo

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Friends with small dogs or large cats: what carrier do you use & why? Flying in-cabin with my 7.5 lb Maltese from Istanbul

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

It's 2:30 am. I cannot handle the emotions of this NU game 🙆🏻

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

This week I've been "kaylee" & "kaleem" in official docs/emails from my employer 🙄🙄

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Istanbul Coffee Festival with fun friends 👯☕️ @ İstanbul Coffee��� https://t.co/aDhKQlMh1c

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That wall though 👌🏼 skirt by #jcrew #latergram https://t.co/yKlZTIR4jF

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

You know @RunJoshRun is sick when I'm making dinner for both of us #notacook

[Kalee Johnston @theotherKJ]

Took a guess your age quiz based on your hipster choices. Guessed I was 14 yrs older & @RunJoshRun 3 yrs younger. I am thoroughly not cool