Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ

Night and Lifestyle photographer working in Detroit

[Across Eberron @AcrossEberron]

**GIVEAWAY** Across #Eberron is 1 year old today!

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To enter, RT, like, & follow. Closes Feb 21, 2020.

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

Shout out to the Band-of-Boobs @NADDPod @caldy @eaxford @chmurph @JakeHurwitz for the funniest thing these ears have ever heard. #naddpod #cindyclawford

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@NADDPod I couldn’t help myself; this needed to be a reality.

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@DailyZeitgeist cheez monger here. There are three main cheese bacteria: Penicillium - white fluffy stuff on brie.
Penicillium roquefort - Blue stuff
Brevivacterium linens (or b-linens) - orangish red stuff on cheese like taleggio. This bac. also grows on your feet, pits, crotch

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

Yo @milesofgray, thnx for all the amazing music recs at the end of the @DailyZeitgeist. I’ve always wanted to ask you, have you ever listened to Japanese electronic phenom Cornelius? You’re boot will straight melt, and your big toe will launch into space.
https://t.co/4WZfnF5rSx

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@DailyZeitgeist my pops to this day calls me tweezer...I’m 36

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@milesofgray Yo, your dick-uerro type joke was such a deep cut photography joke, I had to pull over and shout it out. Amazing 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@jamieloftusHELP I feel like you got this. https://t.co/on0gL36uvP

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@Segajennasis_ Truth

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@milesofgray Crashing

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

When a boomer tries to participate in the #gigeconomy #wokeboomer

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

I forgot the viz for this tweet

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@jack_obrien Listening to you on @DailyZeitgeist while seeing a delicious representation of your #aka at @AldiUSA has me in a weird food culture inception.

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@jamieloftusHELP #locationscout https://t.co/bua9kpE5uD

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@DailyZeitgeist #barto is FRANCIS! from Pee Wee

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@peeweeherman #BrettKavanaugh is FRANCIS!!!

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@DailyZeitgeist yo! Next time you got your bag of tortilla chips open but you don’t want to fuck with that dryness, mix some cheap salsa verde with cottage cheese. Whoooooo.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

What Russia got:
- total capitulation from Trump
- exoneration for past meddling
- permission to meddle in future

What America got:

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@milesofgray #aka Highway to Miles Gray-nger Zone. Gonna take the #zeitgang to Miles Gray-nger zooooone

[Ｔｈｅ Ｏｔｔｏｌａｂ @TheOttolab]

@milesofgray kudos for an Alta Vista shoutout. 😆