Chris Pappas

The pulse of our nation in 280 characters or less

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@Failgoat If a reply can ever be liked a million times over, it should be this one

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Unfortunately, this does not seem to be an adaptation of The Simpsons’ Mr. Plow episode

[Vulture @vulture]

Liam Neeson will play a snowplow driver hell-bent on revenge in “Hard Powder” https://t.co/hWivwttD1m

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@Failgoat @MultimediaMeg What about when you met Mr. Cooper in HS?

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@Failgoat @MultimediaMeg Theriot is still more legit than the time I walked by Tommy Dreamer in Seacaucus

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I too am my own version of Anthony Davis and Kevin Durant

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Dwight Howard wants to become an Anthony Davis/Kevin Durant hybrid
https://t.co/BYZtxWhK4W

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When you’re the president, and you’re friends with a crazed, crying lowlife, the best thing to do for them is give them a job in the White House

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@NativeTatanka @JRsBBQ @Showmasters @gailkimITSME @RealJeffJarrett @WWE @WWEUniverse @mcranedesign

[Condesa de MonteChristoph ❤️💛💜🏴‍☠️ 🇵🇸 @scuffed_nuo9pp]

Yo no quiero un reboot de #Frasier, sin John Mahoney no va a ser lo mismo :(.

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@Failgoat Here’s Urban Dictionary’s take:

https://t.co/0VDaMVAWpK

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I know it’s pretty blurry and it’s also 5:30 am, but now I really want to know if the President is in fact a sex pest

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@Failgoat This question has been on my mind for the last 16 hours

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Spoilers: He is

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@Pacman2110 I did not. However, I have heard good things from others who have

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Went to get coffee and the drive-thru guy asks me if I want Donut Fries. What the hell are Donut Fries?

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Wrestling is usually pretty awful. But when done right, it can be incredible. Exhibit A: https://t.co/w3320CwAZi

[Deen @deen12O]

Geoffrey the Toys R Us giraffe enters a rumble and gets eliminated by Amazon package

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After talking about how stupid it is that Hollywood remakes everything, it suddenly hit me that I’d love to see a Quentin Tarantino version of The Three Amigos

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That must’ve been one rough shoot

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@RetiredBeerman He’s the new 38 year old Shaq or Antawn Jamison. Or Derrick Rose or D-Wade last year

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I wonder if Rondo’s gonna ban himself from the ‘08 Celtics reunion now...

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@RetiredBeerman It just feels like the same “let’s get a name from 6-7 years ago as an 8th or 9th man” kind of move that Cleveland would make