Pat Edwards

Novelist, TTRPG Writer, Pro-DM, Screenwriter (He/Him)

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I think my time on this platform may be nearing its final end. I’m at ThePatEdwards on IG & Threads.

And you can find me where the Sky is Blue:

[Pat Edwards @ThePatEdwards]

I am live playing "Mothership" to raise money for MS medical research. Come meet Stan Flannigan, Interstellar Handyman!

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Wayward Shores is live! The crew sets sails toward adventure... and possible DEATH!

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[Pat Edwards @ThePatEdwards]

Wayward Shores is live! Let's set sail for adventure, mateys!

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“It feels good to say your name.
It’s all I have now.
What a wonderful sound.”

The Sad Song Man is a menace and must be stopped 😭

#NoahKahan

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Anyone else watching this season of Married at First Sight? I have THOUGHTS

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Wayward Shores is live! The crew having narrowly escaped a deadly encounter with the mysterious entity Mother Molly... what will they do next?!

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Anyone else been spending way too much time getting emotional to Star Wars TikTok edits over Noah Kahan songs?

Video: *Obi Wan & Anakin staring at each other*

Me: “…AND I WISH I COULD KNOW YOU MUCH BETTER SOMETIIIIIIIIIIME!” 😭

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Wayward Shores is live! The crew finds themselves backed into a corner with a deadly enemy drawing down on them! How are they gonna get out of this one, mateys?

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I am a cosmic being fueled by espresso and rum

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Someone help. I made a somewhat bold statement in the comments of a Star Wars discourse video on TikTok

As I’m sure you can imagine the replies have been quite thoughtful and nuanced

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Wayward Shores is live! Come sail with us, mateys!

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@DrinkingQuest Bro... it's so bad here

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Wayward Shores is live! The crew is about to finally crack open the fabled vault of Faustino Appledown... come see what treasures or horrors await!

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Hey, Death? Death?! Hey, bud, come over here. We need to chat. You are fucking up big time, bud. You need to get your shit together. Stop taking the human beacons of light & go get the decrepit ghouls turning our world into a hellscape. OK, bud?

RIP Dolly, you absolute icon

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Burger Dog! Burger Dog! It’s a hot dog that’s a burger it’s a Burger Dog!

#hotdog #hamburger

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Wow, it’s crazy how like 80% of the parents at this big local high school football game all have tumblers. They must all really want to make sure they are staying hydra- OHHHHHHHHHHHH

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featuring a stellar including but not limited to @TimLanning & @josketh

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Ahoy Mateys! Wayward Shores is BACK! Like right now!

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[Pat Edwards @ThePatEdwards]

Ahoy Mateys! Wayward Shores is BACK! Like right now!

https://t.co/b4t1h8Y3Uv

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How many major food recalls we up to this year? Anyone still counting?

Call me crazy but think letting a deranged billionaire & his cohort of 21 year old incel henchmen take a machete to federal aid & safety programs might not have been the best move

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Weird that out of all the many rocks in the world, there is just one 1 rock that is not only tasty & edible, it is absolutely essential for our health: salt

Out of all rocks, only salt. Or do you think the greedy scientists are hoarding all the other yummy rocks for themselves?