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[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

"If you tax billionaires, you'll have no billionaires anymore."

Yes, we get it, there's no bad side.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

every other country in the developed word has drugs and video games and yet we are the only one with regular mass shootings. almost like it's something else.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

in america we destroy them to keep the prices high

[Noah Samsen @noahsamsen_]

If you're talking to someone that hears "intifada" and immediately starts having paranoid fantasies about suicide bombings "coming to NYC," you're talking to a racist freak! Their feelings are not valid! Why validate them?

[donaldparkinson🇵🇸 @donaldp1917]

it really annoys me how much the US left sucks up to religious leaders, Jewish or otherwise. The fact a Rabbi felt a certain way about a certain phrase should really not be what determines how you feel about its legitimacy.

[Nefarious Filth Bird 𓅾 @sasquatch_god]

Landlords are the greediest and most spoiled scum in our society, just truly evil.

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

"I would kill 100 people to save my kids."

Okay, would you read a scientific study about how essential vaccines are? Or is your parenting limited to just acts of made up and gratuitous violence?

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Wikipedia is one of the most reliable sources of information on the Internet, thanks entirely to its culture of cutthroat oneupmanship: The way the editors gain and maintain clout is successfully fact-checking other Wikipedia users.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Israelis explaining defense: imagine you shoot a civilian

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

the thing with these knives out movies is I could watch 100 of them and want some more I think

[rick @ThePatP]

Honestly probably biggest outlier ever

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

how outlier is Josh Allen’s development as a QB

[rick @ThePatP]

@PranavSriraman @JoestarJokic This is the correct answer

[rick @ThePatP]

the Target employees reading that email from corporate letting them know they’ll be staying late to get ran over by a mob of white women

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Target announces they will open 500 stores at midnight on October 3rd to sell Taylor Swift’s new album ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’

(https://t.co/zQ49ynEbfC)

[zek @zekramu]

order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10 delivery fee

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

trying to find the right reaction pic before the group chat moves on

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

I don’t think you should have to fight in a foreign war, and watch your friends die, to get decent healthcare.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

No, you got it already. Musk, Kennedy, Thiel, they're all eugenicists. They believe disease selects for the strong and vaccines allow the "undeserving" to survive and weaken the herd.

They're Nazis, and their answer to our problems is genocide.

[Lamar & Order: RPO @moneymarlo44]

Derrick Henry when he sees a stacked box

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Bring back the uniform number by position rules enough is enough