PDC

i tie my hands up to a chair so i don't fall that way

[PDC @ThePDCShow]

applying for a new apartment and genuinely landlords are the most low-level bottom feeder scum imaginable. 20 dollars for a credit check/app fee -- go fuck yourself. the first thing i do when i take power is round these people up and make them perform hard labor until they faint

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

worst approval ratings for a sitting president in history. Iran quagmire boondoggle. his MAGA base fleeing the sinking ship like the Titanic rats. JD Vance being groomed by Peter Theil for POTUS campaign run. this orchestrated event, very poorly executed btw, is all a show.

[professional hog groomer @bidetmarxman]

“The United States is constructing a massive global oil blockade against Russia and China”

The thesis this video puts forward is the most coherent and convincing rebuttal to the insistence that the US “has no plan” or “is being controlled by Israel”. Worth a watch.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

“Not that anybody’s been paying attention to me but I’m still evil and my whole family belongs in prison. Just fyi just in case you forgot that i am still among the orchestrators of global suffering”

[PDC @ThePDCShow]

the whole geese psy-op marketing is really just modern promo but that fact will not prevent me from hating on this mediocre band

[Josh Landes @JoshLandesWAMC]

It's deeply rewarding to watch the artificial shine come off this crappy band

[Dr. Ghada Sasa, PhD 🇵🇸 @drghadasasa]

I just read the new Haaretz article about how Israeli planted pines are suddenly dying en masse and it is absolutely worth dissecting. Here are a summary & my observations as a Palestinian scholar who writes on green colonialism. 1/

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

This is nuts, Trump really did do exactly what Ryan Grim suggested he do hours earlier: pretend Iran's ten-point plan is a new proposal, counting on the fact that the media hasn't been reporting on Iran's demands to make it look like a new offer Tehran put forward in desperation.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks played a four-hour DJ set, spinning indie, shoegaze, dream pop records including Chromatics, Sky Ferreira, St. Vincent, Broken Bells, Beach House, Warpaint, Cocteau Twins, Mitski, Lana Del Rey, Spiritualized, and more. https://t.co/elJLRp8TUq

[élé 🐉 @land0mega]

you can indeed see when an actor smokes who has never smoked before in their life

[Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013]

Lawyers are not trained historians. Originalism is largely and remains largely bullshit. The hubris that backs it leads to nonsense arguments that ignore the plain, unambiguous language of a statue. These professors want to will more bullshit in furtherance of their careers.

[illegally blond 🇵🇭🇵🇸 @kcdanger]

no. give me the 42nd st suicidal ideation tunnel

[professional hog groomer @bidetmarxman]

Which is why ‘ZOG’ and similar infantile theories are non-materialist attempts to explain why the US seems to act ‘against its own interests’—as if puppeted by a small group advancing Israeli/Jewish interests.

It’s ultimately a form of US apologia.

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

is trump our first Ottoman president?

>gilded everything
>retarded, constantly scheming sons
>a harem of slavic wives
>elaborate headgear
>costly entanglements in the Crimea and Persia

[𓁹انجي𓁹 @levantinewitch]

the youngest child killed by the us strike on the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls school in Minab was an infant named Mahna Zarei and she was only two months old.

i do not care about this armed grown man who can help the homeless at home, and enlist to kill children abroad.

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

The Chinese have finally won. They’ve beaten back the Wop Menace and taken his land. 1000 Year Chinatown Empire

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

everyone who fabricated and spread the 40 beheaded babies genocidal atrocity propaganda hoax, including Michael Tracey, Ana Kasparian and Cenk Uygur, "progressives" like Lisa Goldman (founder of 972+ Magazine), Matthew Gertz (Media Matters) and Eric Levitz, and good globe emoji neoliberal cunts like Noah Smith and Armand Domalewski, have endless amounts of blood on their hands

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

North America chose suburbs over commie blocks and became antisocial to the point of being so paranoiacally distrusting of their neighbors they ushered in constant surveillance with ring cameras and threaten them at gunpoint to protect gaudy ecologically unstable lawns. Curious!