Tequila Mockingbird

"You tell the truth enough, you find it rhymes with everything." Law. Sports. Cats.

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@KySportsRadio Every *mens* World Cup.

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@ToddYoungIN saw your “hold congress accountable” stmt on this week. How is that possible when your constituents are chosen, donors slate candidates, and turnout is suppressed? Are you prohibited from conscience votes or even critical-thinking votes?

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@On3 @PeteNakos

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@SteveSchmidtSES He's dressed like he's going to a rehearsal dinner at the Olive Garden.

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@tedcruz All of this happened in Spain. That said, do you support Texas OAG and DFPS repeatedly violating court orders and refusing to take meaningful steps to abate the abuse of kids in Texas foster care, including state-run group homes?

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@marceelias He's an unprincipled Gargamel singularly obsessed with perpetual grievances. He's endlessly plotting but oblivious to the fact that his performance is smaller than he thinks it is. Always striving for dominance but can barely achieve notoriety.

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@united huge thanks to the desk agents at the ABIA United Club. They worked magic to get us to IAH (barely) in time to make our connection to Sydney. And they were great with other delayed passengers. Exceptional in every way!

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@espn I see that Dickie V is doing the UK/UF game today. Can you PLEASE gag him from mentioning Duke and/or Coach K? We're considering taking shots every time he does and I'd like to not pass out before the 1st media time out.

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@EvilMopacATX @Andylanger @SouthwestAir Except with shittier planes and even worse "food"!

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@MrsTylerKSR He has surpassed TV Teddy, which is quite an achievement.

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@KySportsRadio Tweak

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@PaigeForAustin When will the work in front of 7-11 (closest to Mopac) be completed? I could build a median and turn lanes quicker with a Home Depot crew!

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@DonHuffines Why should one penny go to private companies? Shouldn't competition and free markets determine winners and losers in Texas? https://t.co/rAjneAUcFA

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@MrsTylerKSR I actually like Mark Pope, but his use of "BBN" gives me major ick. He's True Blue but his players (and even Cal's players) aren't. They're mercenaries. The game has changed. School spirit can't be the primary motivator. Something needs to change.

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@SenTedCruz https://t.co/BF7b3gvQQQ

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@tedcruz IT'S NOT A CAPITAL OFFENSE. And ICE doesn't have authority to execute a woman because she freaked out when a hooded ICE officer tried to open her car door while she was backing up to let cars through. Stop bootlicking for ghouls, Ted.

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@British_Airways Crew is doing their best and are very appreciated.

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Wow, @British_Airways. Mechanical delays have cost us 3 hours at LHR and you close the doors and turn on the engines so we “taxi” at 2:56 late. Yet we’re still at the gate. Clever way to avoid long haul penalties. And only staffed half of club world with meat mains. Abysmal.

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@British_Airways 191. LHR to AUS. Still sitting at the gate while the aircraft is put in the taxi queue. Mechanical prob. First flat tire. Then needed new computer. We had to deplane and reboard. Flight crew and FAs gave been exceptional.

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@JohnCornyn So you agree that you’ve abdicated your Art I powers? When can we expect you to actually do something to reign in the executive? Or do you just care about your job when it’s a Dem executive?