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[Jon @ThePengen]

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[James @CaucasianJames]

i had a phase in 6th grade where the penguins of madagascar were my actual heroes

[Real Racing @alwaysrealracin]

The day Europe produces one of these then we can talk

[Preston Byrne @prestonjbyrne]

Hi, I'm their lawyer. It will be a cold day in Hell before my client pays that fine. Ofcom won't be collecting it unless they're prepared to land ground troops in America, overthrow our government, and rescind our constitutional order by force.

Hope that helps!

[Nathan Carroll @Nathan_26_]

One of my favorite World Cup revelations is Europeans not knowing who Alaska belongs to

[Brian Lewerke @brianlewerke14]

“Your beer’s too cold”

[Grand Admiral of Propaganda @TheIOGuy]

Fuck you. We rep the set.

[Spike @spikesguides]

Rep the set.

Cope and seethe.

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Hey @MerriamWebster give the guy running this account a raise.

[hexy🏆 @TheOrangeHex]

And im gonna wave it proudly tomorrow on your fucking head

[Stocking Mill Coffee @smcroasters]

If you report fireworks on the 4th of July….

You’re a communist twinkle toe cock sucker.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

The most retarded person you know just reposted this

[RamLover69 🇺🇸 @GetRammed_69]

I love how they always have enough money to buy $50k worth of shit somehow

[Jon @ThePengen]

@rixirv They took the stovetop hat from sheriff Caitlin and I still haven’t forgiven them

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[App State Athletics @appstatesports]

Freddy, do we have a story for you!

#GoApp

[Alex @ImDiabetus]

IYKYK

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time to get that volcano lair I’ve always wanted.

I think it’s in the “Beyond” section of BB&B.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Welcome to Houston Freddy

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