Bryan Penn

My mission: To post and retweet interesting content for the express purpose of informing and entertaining any followers I may have.

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

"🎶 There's a story
about a man named Brady 🎶"

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

Flagpole Sitta, but it's about coming to terms with your own sexuality

"🎶 I get body dysmorphia whenever I look into the mirror

Feeling queerer and queerer

Can't tell my daaaaad 🎶"

"🎶 baaaaaa I'm not straight, but I'm not gaaaay!

I might be biiiiiii

Or maybe paaaaan 🎶"

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

The original video is adorable. The recontextualization is hilarious

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

Using Shetland ponies as stepladders is a disgusting and all too common form of speciesism and anthropocentric oppression.

We need to publicly shame and cancel this little fascist.

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

Ha!

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

@elonmusk I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Starship high-altitude test live → https://t.co/Hs5C53qBxb https://t.co/sEMe4firi6

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

*know

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

To all of you who hate small talk,

Its supposed to be conversational foreplay!

Yeah, so now you no why I hate foreplay.

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK KK KJ JK JK!

Sometimes, the funny formula generates an answer that is at odds with the author's morals. Fortunately, I am a GD professional.

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

Never forget to throw out your expired goings!

[jonner than @jwilliamscomedy]

when the going gets tough, it’s probably stale

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

Why.... Is this, so funny to me?

[jonner than @jwilliamscomedy]

spilt milk is devastating

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

@manscoutmanning YYYYYYESSIRRRR!!!

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

The incomparable @manscoutmanning!!!

[Bob Burrough @bob_burrough]

Senior engineer fixing issue in production.

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

If the other person decides that I was being an asshole, then it's up to me to decide whether they are being unreasonable; big fucking HOWEVER, if the percentage of people I decide are being unreasonable exceeds a threshold (5‰ rn but subject to change) then I will reevaluate me

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

@manscoutmanning Yissssser!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Centaur with a bow obviously

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

What kind of head space do you have to be in to be ready to do this at any moment?!

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

@ericandre Nailed it

[Bryan Penn @ThePennProject]

Naughty
Un
Dressed
Entirely
Sexy

#acronym

[Lani @Lanipator]

Jokes on you Hamstarot! I will eat all the sunflower seeds! Prepare to eat shells HAHAHAHAHA *krem krem krem krem" 🐹