ThePerthCactus

Created by James Angus, I am a biomorphic form, a non representational pattern that resembles a living organism. I live in Forrest Place and am fond of tequila.

[ThePerthCactus @ThePerthCactus]

Thanks to everyone who came into the city to worship my green goodness today. Sorta weird, but muchas gracias amigos! 🌵 💚 @abcnews @perthnow @10NewsPER @6PR @abcperth @PerthNine

https://t.co/rAp2FkBsfJ

[ThePerthCactus @ThePerthCactus]

Can't believe that @Gary_Adshead just suggested on @abcperth that my time in Forest Chase was almost done! Gaz and Baz vs The Cactus!

[ThePerthCactus @ThePerthCactus]

@BasilZempilas @CityofPerth @citiesforpeople Still waiting for that/those Santa hats... 🎅 🌵

[ThePerthCactus @ThePerthCactus]

@PatrickGormanMP Pretty green stuff. Mmmm...

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@JohnCareyPerth Have you spoken to Lego about immortalising me in bricks? 🌵 🌵 🌵

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If someone doesn't pop a Santa hat on one of my green heads soon, I swear I'll go postal! Come on @BasilZempilas, I might be Grinch in colour, but I'm fiercely festive on the inside! 🎄 🎅 🌵 #Christmas2024

[ThePerthCactus @ThePerthCactus]

Reminded this cactus of a sunglasses logo...

[lachy @lachyismiller]

Gold Coast suns 2025 new logo leaked

This is awful

[ThePerthCactus @ThePerthCactus]

Look out Rotto, the bogans will be coming for you! There'll be an outbreak of shaven-headed men waist deep in The Basin, drinking tins of Bush Chook while whinging about prices compared to Kuta.

[Sunrise @sunriseon7]

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[ThePerthCactus @ThePerthCactus]

@TracyWesterman Isn't Tzar spelled with a 'T', not a C? Or am I a Tactus?

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Put me in goal 🌵 ⚽️

[10 News Perth @10NewsPER]

Perth Glory’s nightmare start to the season has continued with a 5-nil drubbing at the hands of @MelbourneCity. Coach David Zdrilic is concerned by his side's lack of fitness & isn't confident the international break will help | @PerthGloryFC @aleaguemen @10SportAU @10FootballAU

[ThePerthCactus @ThePerthCactus]

Yeah, nah... you want a piece of me? You want a piece of ME!?!

[jarrydn [AKA] AtomSmasha @_AtomSmasha]

Can someone in Puerto Rico please get me a piece of the #AreciboRadioTelescope?

Willing to trade for a piece of the #perthcactus

[ThePerthCactus @ThePerthCactus]

@thenightlyau Off to the tanning bed and wigs-r-us.

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@JohnCareyPerth The more the merrier JC!

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@thenightlyau If Dutton painted his head green, we'd be twins!

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@kristiandwyer I'd be a better striker, and I can't move!

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@CityofPerth @BasilZempilas How about a few carefully placed Santa hats on my nodes? Very festive and effective in protecting me from seagull and pigeon poo at the same time... #winwin

[ThePerthCactus @ThePerthCactus]

It's almost Christmas, get around me with a bit of tinsel and some decoes Perth!

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I'm back from extended long service leave in the Mojave Desert where I was abducted by aliens. Nice to hear @abcperth giving some kudos to public art this morning... now can someone please get this pidgeon crap off my nodules??? #PerthCactus

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@Epigrammist @BucketFountain I don’t play favourites...

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