Pharell The Pheasant

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

@SamBeighton1972 only for the free food and posh clean water. Saves chasing a worm when food falls out of one of those tubs! #easylife

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

Haven't been to Woolley in ages the place has changed. Full of cocky little punks chirping at me. Little do they know.. #escapewhileyoucan☠️

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

@Woolleyparkgolf @golfnshoot many good friends of mine were lost at the hands of you! You won't find me darkening your fairways any longer

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

@JasonYoung448 I'm planning a trip there this weekend, recommend any good spots for a cock-about-town? #escaping

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

@JasonYoung448 I felt a breeze behind me I just thought he sneezed #betterlucknexttime

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

@JasonYoung448 better than ever, rainy today so I took a trip to Woolley town. See you next week #not

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

@andykirkbright RIP good brothers sisters cousins and friends. The strong live to fly another day

[Carl Young @carl1shoot]

Splendid alfresco lunch supplied by @allumsbutchers #sausagerolls#porkpie #quiche

[Carl Young @carl1shoot]

@andykirkbright did excellent job running the beating line #welldone #gamekeepng #plentyofbirds

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

Like the Gaza Strip in Woolley today! What we playing at guys I nearly fell out of the sky

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

Can you two stop waving those god awful flags at me its putting me right off my morning wander! #adios

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

Update: got very lost found a place called Barnsley, happens to be worse than pheasant pen hell so I'm back! My bros are mad explorers now🎉

[Carl Young @carl1shoot]

Our resident #kingfisher

[Carl Young @carl1shoot]

What you trying to say @ThePharell you feathered pecked gape ridden bent neck hopping excuse for a pheasant #survive

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

@carl1shoot we'd been wondering where you got to beardy! Been raining like a mad thing here #norainnogain

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

@golfnshoot @carl1shoot why do you have to give away our grand plan! All those late nights watching Chicken Run are wasted now #trapped

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

@carl1shoot sneaky little shit stealing my tea if only pecks could kill #watershipdown fella

[phil rowbottom @golfnshoot]

@ThePharell @carl1shoot goddamm cheeky pheasant I'll cut it when I'm good n ready#keepyoureheaddown#polishingmegun

[Pharell The Pheasant @ThePharell]

Finally found my way out of that bleeding wheat field. Bout time it got cut farming pals #hint #hint