Phil Delaney

I am Phil, nothing special

[Phil Delaney @ThePhilDelaney]

@The_Forty_Four Looks way different than his Late-night TV time…..

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@CoachWheel How do I get the Aztec hat with the red front?! As an Aztec living in Seattle it’s so hard to get good merch.

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I guess I need to start sharing my feelings more in public spaces more. I could be the next big thing…@SFGiants

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@nut_history

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@TweatonMcAtee Not even the worst run franchise in your own division

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@TweatonMcAtee The dogs

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Didn’t complete the 9/9/9, but did do 9/5/9 we’re calling it the 9-5 or a Dolly Parton.

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Just realized @buehlersdayoff looks like @Shanemgillis took Ozempic.

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@TweatonMcAtee

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@Broncos Why would every high school in Colorado need 15,000+ helmets? Are they supplying the next 150 years of helmets for each school?

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@Felina510

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@Felina510 I haven’t started it yet!

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My mother-in-law out here looking like Mom the Bounty Hunter

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Tired of @Ticketmaster selling 90% of tickets in presale. Second time I have been unable to get a ticket to a show my child asked for tickets to for Christmas. I did everything right on 25 minutes before sale. 150th in queue, no seats left. First @taylorswift13 now @gracieabrams

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@Felina510 Much like what has you in the kitchen

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@Felina510

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@Felina510

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@Felina510 @ThatBootlegGuy

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@IanKarmel