Beatrix Kiddo

Comedian, Professional Soul Sucker, Petty Connoisseur, Sorceress of Shade

[Beatrix Kiddo @ThePhlash82]

Lawwd not Hargrid!!!! Take a Malfoy instead Jesus!

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Even tho I'm a fully realized adult and I can do wtf I want in my house I still feel a way having multiple boxes of cereal open...but I do it any way 😅

[Beatrix Kiddo @ThePhlash82]

I'm so tired of being smarter than muthafuckas that make more money than me... #mortgageprocessinglife

[Beatrix Kiddo @ThePhlash82]

@ScoopTheMC We don't tho 🤣

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Can you Boomers retire already? SHIT.

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Only Fans approved my account...

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@Chime I'm locked out my mobile app due to attempted fraud I've emailed you and tried calling but no response HELP PLEASE!

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Thinking of a master plan...

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@_patriceJanee I need them all!

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Being a woman in Corporate America is always being spoken to as if you don't know what you're doing and having your job explained to you by ppl who have NEVER done the job...ever

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@SpamOliver OMG

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@SpamOliver Lil kicks!?

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You Mr. Neggas be pissed when a woman won't give you a chance to mistreat her

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@BustaRhymes has sexy ass speaking voice

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Stop telling black women what to do and mind your fucking business.

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How you want a throat baby but can't make it past my molars?

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Been getting tattoos like crazy lately...gotta get penetrated somehow.

[Beatrix Kiddo @ThePhlash82]

@_patriceJanee 🤣🤣🤣��🤣

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They always come back